The Opeth Limerick Thread

[The Dude]

^

 

[cthulufhtagn]

that's a veggie in my book

he still has full mental capacity... thinking != veggie

 

[[KOTNO]Narrot]

my lame attempt

You knowing mikey A and the 'peths?
they sing about murder and deaths
also some foresty themes
deadly badgers and trees
and jack frober all in (the) same breath

 

[Shadows Skulk]

hey you say tomato, i say tomato. regardless, he's still a vegetable. although tomatoes are fruits right? wtf has gone wrong with my life that i'm talking about this

I vote 'ritual abuse with a bullwhip by stepmom'

 

[teeny_bopper]

there is a band, opeth
who are really obsessed with death
what a bunch of twisted fucks
who cant play music at all
get a life u bloody dickheads!!!!

 

[deliverance]

^ hahahahahahahahah hahahaha FUCK! hahaha oh man so funnyy! !1 wow, wheeeeeww, you got me good there. so GOOD in fact, i have a present for you, below..

 

[teeny_bopper]

there once was a bloke called crimson
who has no friends
what a fuck knuckle
who has a belt buckle
geez i cant write limericks to save myself!

 

[cthulufhtagn]

joke account?

 

[teeny_bopper]

who me! nuh nuh nuh.......ur a joke mate!

 

[deliverance]

there once was a bloke called crimson
who has no friends
what a fuck knuckle
who has a belt buckle
geez i cant write limericks to save myself!

lololol try again, friends didn't have a rhyming word

also, i'm quite certain i don't have a belt buckle, mate.

 

[NeverIsForever]

yeah, the first two lines have to rhyme...and then the next two...and then the last one is supposed to rhyme with the first two

but there's not much that rhymes with 'crimson'...so teeny_bopper is shit outta luck

 

[Longinus]

crimson rhymes with simpson

 

[cthulufhtagn]

there once was a man named crimson
who liked to watch ren and stimpson
but he was confused
about who was who
because he thought it was the simpsons

nm, i'll hang myself now

 

[The Dude]

Gwen Stefani has moved on, and the ongoing adventures of Peter and the Manbag may now conclude.



"Now I've a bag that I like
All will love me and not Mike!
Oh no! what is that!
It's Mike's new top-hat!
Fuck this, I'm just going on strike."

seriously what was he thinking.

 

[burton]

man, that top hat fucking OWNS.

 

[deliverance]

longanus' only way of masturbation,
is surely Pain of Salvation.
not sure why he posts here
to nearly all, he seems quite the queer
pack your fagbags and leave the nation.

 

[BrandonS]

There once was a song called Harvest,
that made my penis the largest,
I'd lay there and listen,
while my wet pubes glisten,
and I think that my sperm shot the farthest.

---

Mikael was happy
to write some more songs
he ran out of ideas
so they broke out the bongs

Mike and Pete sat
in a circle of smoke
thinking of plans
for the next album's note

They had a new plan
a brilliant one, indeed...
"Lament of a Man
who died smoking weed"

 

[fuscous]

you guys are pretty awesome...

btw i love the bass of To Rid The Disease

 

[Metalloid]

btw i love the bass of To Rid The Disease

ok

 

[BrandonS]

My first one was a Lymerick and the second was a poem. I am good at those things.