The Passion of the TD

[TD]

I went and saw this movie about my life today. The part where my mother caught me staring into my neighbors vagina with a Playskool Kalidescope was gripping and intense. She disallowed any further interaction between me and her until I were old enough to do it again. You could almost SMELL it. Brought back many memories, tears like rain.

The scene where I lost my tokens at Chuck E. Cheese and threw a hissy fit on my birthday was a heartbreaker, I felt like I could relate. I got onstage and started dancing with the automated Miss Piggy. Sympathized with myself as I passed out on the john and was tormented by my friends for weeks afterwards. I didn't see it coming when I was robbed by a hooker in Vegas!

The ending where I died was killed on the cross (the crosswalk) really made me want to re-examine my life and my accomplishments. Maybe one day they will make a movie about you too.


The Passion of the TD

Presented in THX and Dolby 5.1
A Ty's House of Style Production

 

[SCott308]

I heard Ebert and Roper gave it two thumbs down. Ebert said, and I quote, "what kind of addlepated ninny would want to sit through this tripe. I feel sorry for the poor schmuck whose life this twaddle is allegedly based on. If I have to sit through this movie again, I will put out my eyes with knitting needles. I wish I could trade places with Siskel. Gene had the good sense to die before having to sit through this wretched waste of film. I spit on the director!"

Roper said, "I did like the pizza place scene. I laughed when the kid lost his tokens. I mean, what kind of loser goes there for their 19th birthday?"

Scott

 

[TD]

Aint it cool news liked it. If you're lucky, they'll make a film about you