The Peanut Butter Solution

[Malergion]

Anyone remember this movie? It doesn't contain any bestiality, honest!

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

I automatically assumed that this thread was going to be about putting peanut butter on Mr. Man and then calling the family pet. I'm a bit disappointed.

 

[Malergion]

I automatically assumed that this thread was going to be about putting peanut butter on Mr. Man and then calling the family pet. I'm a bit disappointed.

That's why I included the disclaimer! You never know what sick people are out there!

 

[Captain Beard]

No sir I sure don't.

 

[Malergion]

Kid loses hair. Kid finds hair-growing formula. Formula works so well that kid has excess hair. Crazy artist that makes magical paintings kidnaps said child to produce infinite paintbrushes.

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

For some reason I also thought of Hitler's so called "Final Solution".
So on the one hand we have the holocaust and on the other we have masturbation assisted by peanut butter and a pet. Genocide by peanut butter balls?!

 

[Malergion]

Hitler was a painter, you know. And they did cut off the womens' hair...

The Final Peanut Butter Solution? Film at 11.

 

[Captain Beard]

Hitler discovers PB is unhealthy and it's all the jews are allowed to eat!

 

[Malergion]

He discovered firsthand that peanut butter turns you 1/8 Jewish and possibly gay.

 

[mReEtTaIlRsEkD]

This movie intriiiiigues me.

 

[Malergion]

This movie intriiiiigues me.

Need I say that there aren't any shemales in the movie either?

 

[mReEtTaIlRsEkD]

I don't really understand what that means? I like children's movies ala Disney. They're nostalgic. Comedy adventure woo!

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

You're gonna grow up to be like Michael Jackson, aren't ya. Minus the money and fame.

 

[Malergion]

Disney's last good movie was the Black Cauldron.

 

[mReEtTaIlRsEkD]

hah. Mouse Detective came out the very NEXT year. You're wrong that fast. But to say Disney died in '85 is a goddamn joke. They stayed somewhat strong right into the millenium. Monsters Inc, Lilo and Stitch?

You can fault the company all you want for their dipshit moves, but there are still writers and artists out there with heart.

 

[Captain Beard]

Disney's last good movie was the Black Cauldron.

Agreed.

 

[Malergion]

hah. Mouse Detective came out the very NEXT year. You're wrong that fast. But to say Disney died in '85 is a goddamn joke. They stayed somewhat strong right into the millenium. Monsters Inc, Lilo and Stitch?

You can fault the company all you want for their dipshit moves, but there are still writers and artists out there with heart.

I was actually kidding. It didn't go downhill until Pocahontas.

 

[mReEtTaIlRsEkD]

You're gonna grow up to be like Michael Jackson, aren't ya. Minus the money and fame.

I hope you're not implying that I'll be a pedophile. His fame is mainly contingent on his accused status as a pedophile, and his further his eclecticisms (which are fame based.. since he buys weird things).

Way to not think out your funny.

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

But he made Thriller. Thriller.

 

[mReEtTaIlRsEkD]

I was actually kidding. It didn't go downhill until Pocahontas.

Hunchback of Notre Dame was phenomenal.