The Peanut Butter Solution

I had the same problem with a movie called Starchaser. It took me literally a month to download it...a few months later I went to David's house, and it was on TV.
 
It's crazy how much that's happening. The time I wasted getting Fern Gully and Little Monsters, then two years later they're on DVD for less than ten bucks and back on regular syndication.
Even IMDB is hella beefed up. Back in the day I'd have to spend hours scrolling through credits of movies I liked just to find something remotely similar but buried deep into obscurity. Nowadays all that shit is no problem to find.

so yeah, FUCK movies.
 
When the English started trading with Japan, sometimes they'd get overzealous and cannon some hapless villagers. Naturally, the ninjas weren't happy, as they'd have fewer people to terrorize.
 
I've formed an alliance between the more skilled pirates and ninjas. They see the pirates have a sea advantage while the ninja have land advantage and use it to terrorize EVERYONE.
 
Do you mean the satanic fucking indian viking pirates?

were we ninjas at one point? we should probably change indians to gunslingers!
 
Well, I operate the ninja shed independently of Satanic Indian Viking Pirates... but you could add ninjas if you wanted.