The Periodic Table Of Metal Elements

[Crabby]

Just 'cause I know some of you folks have enjoyed Vim's articles in the past. This one's probably far less controversial, but still highly entertaining-

http://www.blastwave.org.uk/mr/features/show_feature.asp?ID=45

 

[KoichCPA]

5. B Children Of Boron
One of those weird elements somewhere between a Metal and a non-metal. Causes brain damage amongst consumers, believing it to be the most sublime element in the known universe, when in fact it’s decidedly average. Quite conveniently, it rhymes with moron.

that made me laugh, a lot.

 

[Goreripper]

61. Pm Panteraromethium
Metal which tried to convince everyone how hard it actually was, forgetting the soft surroundings in which it formed. Actually, without the vocalitron particle, was quite a good, solid Metal.

 

[Blitzkrieg]

Some are quite funny.

What were some of this guys other articles again?

 

[Crabby]

He's done a few, he's a pretty talented Kiwi-

The Worst Metal songs of all time- http://www.blastwave.org.uk/mr/features/show_feature.asp?ID=28

Live albums- http://www.blastwave.org.uk/mr/features/show_feature.asp?ID=17

And a pretty amusing piece from one of our other writers on gig etiquette- http://www.blastwave.org.uk/mr/features/show_feature.asp?ID=13

 

[Goreripper]

He forgot to mention the guy who always shouts "Slayer!", even when they're not playing. Although, that doesn't seem to happen much anymore.

 

[Blitzkrieg]

I read the worst songs one but not the others. Will check them out.

 

[Sydo]

49. Dream Theater - Six Degrees Of Inner Turbulence
The problem with Progressive Metal is that the interesting bits are few and far between, interspersed with boring atmospheric bits, or wussy acoustic parts, or wanky overindulgent instrumental masturbation. In fact, Dream Theater got so distracted by all the Prog-tastic possibilities with this song, they recorded a 42 minute song with about 42 seconds of interesting bits.

ha!

 

[Southy]

Talented Kiwi...two words that belong no where near each other