They're The Fat Slags from Viz Magazine.
That's what they make pockets for.
You make it sound like you'd be able to masturbate while the girls you're talking about are in class with you.
This is a rare occasion in which I would choose the blonde one.
Confucious say:
Man with hand in pocket feel cocky
i would choose the middle chick easily. the top one needs a paper bag and the bottom one is too blonde and silicone
lucky fucker
Now officially a milf.
~gR~