If you weren't there for xorv claiming there was a genre called forest metal back in his drug-crazed days then is it gonna be funny when I explain it?
EDIT: okay, xorv used to be incredibly fucked up. now he's sorta weird-normal. Before he was really really weird and apparently high all the time. He made this one really really funny post about Nazi dolls and every other post he made was trolling or stupidity. The Nazi post was funny enough to make up for all the trolling, though. Anyhow, I forget why but at some point he claimed a genre existed called forest metal and several times brought it up thereafter. iirc he couldn't list any "forest metal" releases but still maintained it existed. It's apparently distinct from lo-fi BM with acoustic passages that tries to be all folky.