I'd fuck a ghost. I once started to write a song about just that. My favorite lyric from what I remember was " And ectoplasmic discharge drips from my ghost fucked hard-on."
Looking like a dickhead with a friend. We went to a fireworks festival this evening with a few other people. Very nice. The pajamas are called "jinbei" and all the dudes were wearing them and most of the chicks were in yukatas but I forgot mine at home.