long hairs are always getting the chicks
why I can't I grow long hair?!
Do you not realize this is the age of metrosexualism? They want their men clean shaved, plucked eyebrows, fake tanned, rippling with muscles and smelling of daisies.
Hold on now, you don't want a guy with a uni-brow!
I will tan 7 or 8 times during a good month
have fun with cancer later on in life
Are you serious? Most women are TURNED OFF by men with long hair. Do you not realize this is the age of metrosexualism? They want their men clean shaved, plucked eyebrows, fake tanned, rippling with muscles and smelling of daisies.
Even if you had the most amazing long hair you would still not "get chicks" because
^^^sad but true
but those girls are retarded
real men have long hair and facial hair drink lots of beer and dont fall into the stereotype of what they should be
men who pluck their eyebrows = homo
men with fake tans = homo
Fuckin' A!
Connecticut pride!