Yeah they're all short and they like to holler at mamacitas in the street. So annoying. I hate machismo societies.
The rest of the world thinks Americans look like this:
When we really look like this:
Canadians get the sweet perks of being our hat...
America is less macho? C'mon! Also, Mexican food is better (the real shit, not Taco Bell).
The rest of the world thinks Americans look like this:
When we really look like this:
Also wtf Bumburger Boy? Why would I be Siberian?
You were referring to the geological/territorial features of the United States and Canada, were you not? Imagine Russia as a pig with its brains located in the European side, extending it's fat industrial belly all the way out until its rump reaches the Pacific. Now look between its little stubby hind leg, Primorsky, and it's tail, Kamchatka, where the rump would be inevitably located. Then look at the long, down-facing intestine-thick islands between the two regions.
Also, Mexican food is better (the real shit, not Taco Bell).