Sometimes I love myself, but I have to turn the lights down.
srsly. I like to turn off the lights in the bathroom but leave the ones in the bedroom on, so I get only dim incandescent light on my reflection. Then I move the medicine cabinet mirror for many minutes at a time, admiring my feminine beauty at many angels. With a nosejob and titjob I seriously think I could pass as a cute woman. Especially when I wake up and my hair is all curly and thrown back in a lesbian kind of way. With several ravaging years of puberty, however, now I'm starting to look a little butch.