The pics thread

[viewerfromnihil]

LOL I love condoms because I know that when I am putting one on I am actually getting laid.

A sock only man when it comes to jerking off, eh?

Magnums bruh

Yeah, yeah, yeah, we know what you've been suggesting. Are they even XL doe?

 

[Master_Yoda77]

Socks? Occasionally, but my go to is my cum towel. I drape it over my belly when I jerk off and lean back in my boss computer chair and just cum on it. I use that shit until it gets rock hard and then I finally wash it. Maybe.

 

[viewerfromnihil]

You must have quite a projecting ejaculate and thus can avoid the annoyance of puddled pubes.

 

[CiG]

Socks? Occasionally, but my go to is my cum towel. I drape it over my belly when I jerk off and lean back in my boss computer chair and just cum on it. I use that shit until it gets rock hard and then I finally wash it. Maybe.

You don't have much propulsion in your jizz rockets? Mine would probably hit me in the face if I tried that.

 

[Master_Yoda77]

Oh I got the propulsion, when I try this while lying I bed I've hit my fucking beard on occasion, but in the chair, it's not the same. And, I guess, my propulsion isn't as good as it used to be anymore, but it can be good.

 

[Satanstoenail]

 

[Master_Yoda77]

That was a joke bro. I've never came on my own face.

 

[CiG]

I have.

 

[Baroque]

Lol, well this is the pics thread. Pics or it didn't happen.

(never opens this thread again)

 

[The Ozzman]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, we know what you've been suggesting. Are they even XL doe?

They don't have to be XL when you're Commander Riker. All I have to do with a bitch is wink at her and say something like

I dream of a galaxy where your eyes are the stars and the universe worships the night

and that bitch is pulling my pants off faster than you can say Romulan Neutral Zone. At this point, I'm plotting a course to boner time. Speed: Maximum Warp.

I get these bitches thinking I have a Starfleet sized member and then here comes the kicker: I show them the Riker Maneuver and then I pound home the Prime Directive (if u no wat i mean). Set phasers to nut all over her face, nigga

In all seriousness though, I could prove to you I wear magnums but I will quote you on what people would think of that:

Gay.

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

Tiny weiner, bro

 

[Onder]

Big vagina.

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

Yes, I'm a nerd

 

[Dak]

If those were models instead of action figures I'd be impressed.

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

I would love the Hot Toys stuff, but they are like $200 each. Eek!

 

[Carpe Mortem]

Lol that cringeworthy/awesome scene with Guinan. 'Shut up, kid."

Actually every scene and with Wes is pretty cringeworthy for me.

 

[unknown]

Tiny weiner, bro

Big vagina.

 

[viewerfromnihil]

In all seriousness though, I could prove to you I wear magnums but I will quote you on what people would think of that:

So sensitive. I believe you. Wal-mart wouldn't sell them if people didn't buy them. Speaking of which, I'm glad they stopped selling Git'r dun shirts. Last time I saw that, I was visiting family in OH, actually (Cambridge/Zanesville area).

 

[Krow]

Fuck condoms anyway. Spooge 'em all.

 

[viewerfromnihil]

Went out into the blizzard.



Didn't even die.

edit: also, I saw a cool tree.