CiG
Room with a View
I love that her reaction is to assume he is casting fucking spells on her, rather than he's just a sick demented guy. 

If this is a common massacring of the Queen's English by slack-jawed yokels such as yourself, then yes I've never heard it before.you've never heard the phrase "a full set of hair"?what a dumb little aussie you are.
Of course, what would I know? She's only my wife, who I live with. Silly me.And yes, she did have a mullet. you even acknowledged it before, you fucking nitwit. And why are you so bothered with the fact that she had a mullet? I dont get it.
Are you going to actually answer the question?