ThisIsACoolName
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I'm glad I do not live in a climate that houses dangerous spiders. Spiders are creepy enough without the whole "I COULD KILL YOU IF I WANTED TO" aspect.
Sometimes I think it would be cool to visit Australia. Then I think "Oh, but wait. They have funnel web spiders. And cane spiders. Fuck. That."
I fear that I may never visit Australia unless they eradicate any creatures deemed "too scary to exist".
When I was a wee lad I would be deathly afraid of spiders at night, but during the day it was like they were my best friends, and if I had to forsake them down the toilet then I had the courage to take a tissue and do away with it. But at night, for some reason I was reduced to a coward.
That makes perfect sense. We all know that spiders draw their terrible power from the night.