How much did it cost to get her to wear the fanny pack?
Right, because the only state that can possibly exist is one based on the writings of Locke.
I remember as a child my parents getting into an argument over how my mom should wear her fanny pack
No, fanny packs are awesome. Ask Luc Lemay.
Chuck Norris and Hulk Hogan wears a fanny packs
...... only in ass-backwards Nebraska.