Yes, girl is gonna jerk you off and you'll cum into some measuring cup. Then she's gonna rate you on a scale 1-10, crush your confidence and we'll see you on the news the next day.
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PrincessHades
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A guy on another forum took this picture. He said "I would be honored if Sabbath were to use this for their last album, if their is one". It is confirmed that there will be a final release, but it is tour exclusive. I doubt the tour exclusive part will be true for long...
Great picture, though.
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inb4 Ozz talks about how he used to hate condoms until he found condoms that were "his size." Oh you.
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LOL I love condoms because I know that when I am putting one on I am actually getting laid.
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Magnum guy myself, not that it matters when the woman has been cut upon. No worries
Droppin load after load!
Droppin load after load!
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The Ozzman
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Why not just say that then? My ex was like that too. It was amazing not having to use rubbers.
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And here I thought every sexually active woman nowadays was just smart enough to be on birth control. Along with a contingent abortion fund.
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Thought you meant bratwursts at first and thought this was a funny way to say "no sex atm".
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