The pics thread

[Slammed]

You're just a fucking nooblet, what do you do, nibble the meat off the bone like a spastic?

Or suck it off like cheap whore?

 

[jimmy101]

you don't know how to eat wings man, i can wipe em clean with almost one swipe, lol.

Dont get me wrong i'll eat boneless "wings" too and i think they're good, but thats only if i dont have the option for proper wings.

Nah they suck. Makes you look like you've just filmed a scat porn video if you don't constantly wipe your hands.

 

[CiG]

All you do is twist the bones out of the wing and the whole thing is a satisfying mouthful. Aussies just barbecue everything so this poor wanker clearly never learned how to eat food properly.

 

[TechnicalBarbarity]

... i guess its a good thing ive never seen any scat porn

and you can tell from that little tiny bite that shes eating it like the woman she is.

 

[jimmy101]

Or suck it off like cheap whore?

That's what Tech & CiG do by the sounds. Never seen anyone inhale a chicken wing in one bite.

 

[CiG]

Nah they suck. Makes you look like you've just filmed a scat porn video if you don't constantly wipe your hands.

So you actually do nibble the meat off the bone like a spastic hahahahaha. Fucking hell you really are just over 6 ft of stacked faggot.

That's what Tech & CiG do by the sounds. Never seen anyone inhale a chicken wing in one bite.

Oh wow you can't even read either? Poor bugger. Someone should put you down.

 

[jimmy101]

Nah I just eat kanga steak like a fucking man!

 

[TechnicalBarbarity]

i can definitely get down with some "kanga steak" and "roo stew".

 

[CiG]

For the dumb fucks that eat wings like speds:

Nah I just eat kanga steak like a fucking man!

i can definitely get down with some "kanga steak" and "roo stew".

I wouldn't trust kangaroo steaks cooked by a white dawg that can't even manage to eat a fucking wing properly. Worthless Melbourne scum.

 

[TechnicalBarbarity]

For the dumb fucks that eat wings like speds:

i dont even need to do all that, i can do what he does with my teeth lol

 

[CiG]

This is the truly based way, this is how I usully do it:

I like boneless wings because Im a pussy.

 

[Sophii]

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That's fucking hilarious

 

[Slammed]

For the dumb fucks that eat wings like speds:

The wings can't be very hot the way he's playing with them. When mine come out of the fryer you aren't touching them without asbestos fingers, as Tech says do it with the teeth.

 

[CiG]

The wings can't be very hot the way he's playing with them. When mine come out of the fryer you aren't touching them without asbestos fingers, as Tech says do it with the teeth.

Only a mongoloid eats scalding hot wings anyway, especially out of the fryer still dripping with oil? God damn, you wankers over on the east really are some sickos.

 

[Sophii]

What should I name him bois

 

[CiG]

TRANNYDILE

 

[Sophii]

TRANNYDILE

IM WITH IT.

 

[Slammed]

Only a mongoloid eats scalding hot wings anyway, especially out of the fryer still dripping with oil? God damn, you wankers over on the east really are some sickos.

Fuck being a whimp, the cook eats first. Out of the fryer, drip dry until the entire batch (usually about 12) comes out, then eat before anyone else. Fuck waiting until their cold enough to play with like your first video.

 

[CiG]

Nah you're just going to spend several minutes nibbling on them like a fuckwit because they're scoldingly hot and dripping in oil.

 

[jimmy101]

For the dumb fucks that eat wings like speds:

This is shithouse. Why the fuck would I want to twist my food around like a fucking idiot? I'm not opening a lolly ffs.

That's definitely the WONG way to enjoy your food.