@ Ozz: I work with a /b/tard as well. Otherwise everyone there just uses the internet for FB and watching pr0n.
@King Rich: azucar = sugar. I don't get it, junk food the world over is generally better than American junk food. I mean, shit, that's what our society is built on. Asian junk food is even more processed than ours though.
And yeah, Scarlet Johansson is much hotter than any woman I've ever laid pipe on, even w/out makeup.
edit @ Dak: Funny cuz it's true.