The Slightly-Official Spider Thread

[Fullangr]

For some reason spiders seem to come up a lot on this forum (*whistles innocently*), so this here is (in theory) t'place for all arachnoid discussion.

Been having dodgy lesbian sex dreams about spiders? Saw a huuuuuuuge 8-legged booty mama in your shower this morning?


Or just feel like posting complete BS?


This be t'thread for thee!

 

[Katie'Force]

hey, i just had a dream, you're the one who told me it meant lesbian sex!

 

[The Shinster]

I got into my car the other day and a spider had a decided to take up the passenger seat but building a massive web from the roof to the footwell.

 

[Fullangr]

hey, i just had a dream, you're the one who told me it meant lesbian sex!

Actually, all I said was that spiders in dreams represent feminine energy, t'was you who turned it into lesbian sex

I got into my car the other day and a spider had a decided to take up the passenger seat but building a massive web from the roof to the footwell.

S'long as it doesn't start passenger-seat-driving, I'd say you're ok

 

[The Shinster]

I demonstrated my superiority by destroying the web without mercy.

 

[Thraxas]

Been having dodgy lesbian sex dreams about spiders?

Well, since you mention it...

 

[Fullangr]

I knew it!

Pervy arachnid fanciers t'lot of yeh!

 

[Thraxas]

Haven't dared get into bed ever since!

 

[Fullangr]

Those long-legged spidery lovelies too much for you?

 

[Thraxas]

I think it was the use of taramasalata and a ferret that scarred me.

 

[Fullangr]

Ahh yes, they get kinky this time of year.

 

[Thraxas]

Kinky? Downright obscene I call it!

That poor poor ferret...

 

[Fullangr]

Compo fan eh?

 

[Thraxas]

It probably thought that living in a pair of decomposing trousers for all those years would have prepared it for anything.

 

[Fullangr]

Little did it know...

 

[Thraxas]

I wonder if it'll ever get the bubble gum and the smell of turps out of its fur?

 

[Fullangr]

I'd be more worried about the wax...that stuff's a bugger to get out of fur

 

[Thraxas]

True - especially when mixed with goat blood.

 

[Fullangr]

*retches slightly at memories*


Can we changeth yon subject?

 

[Thraxas]

Might be an idea. Could do without any more nightmares on the subject.