The Smoker's Thread

[Doomguy]

I think it'll be a swell idea to create a thread where UM members who smoke can discuss tobacco and cigarettes.

NB: Please do not spam this thread with messages telling smokers how bad it is for their health etc.. We are all aware of the health risks but choose to do so at our own free will.

I'm quite an inferquent smoker; I'll probably go through a pack of 20 throughout 3 weeks, and usually I only smoke when drinking.
Perhaps my favourite brand of smokes is Horizon Orange.

I'll also enjoy the oocasional Camel.

So; what brand do you guys prefer? How often do you smoke? Let's generate some interesting discussion.

 

[Onder]

I only smoke when drinking, and that is red Marlboros or Camels.

 

[False Joe]

I'm a bastard smoker.

I.e. When I'm sober, no fucking craving whatsoever.
When I'm drunk, I'll pinch any I can
Depends who I'm around really. At home, I haven't smoked once during the holidays because no-one else does.
Went back to uni, went out for a night, and smoked about 7 or 8

Did buy a pack or two once. Malboro golds. Not bad.

Had a roll up with a menthol filter on friday actually, it tasted like smoking a tictac. I could have them again.

So yeah, I'll smoke whatever everyone is at the time.

 

[CF87]

I smoke a pack a day(USA golds or Marlboro), use to smoke camels. Once in awile buy lights.

 

[Episteme]

I smoke half a pack a day. The 2 packs I swear by Benson & Hedges Smooth and Kent Futura Blues.

 

[Krow]

Stuck a lit cigarette in my mouth one time in my life...

Rather quickly sat it down and put it out.

 

[viewerfromnihil]

My favorite cigarettes are probably Camel Menthol Wides but I do love me some Reds. Cigarettes taste like shit nowadays though thanks to the god damn fire safe papers, oh well though, inspiration for me to quit I guess. I'll also use chewing tobacco from time to time and when I do I generally stick to Copenhagen Long Cut. Oh, and Camel Crushes fucking suck.

 

[False Joe]

NO MORALFAGS.

 

[(((0)))]

American Sprirts

 

[~Neurotica]

I still haven't tried to smoke.

 

[Vimana]

American Sprirts

Did you start smoking to cover up the fact that your balls didn't drop yet?

 

[mutantllama]

American Sprirts

Not ironic enough. You lose hipster credit.

 

[A1a23]

I hardly ever have smoked cigarettes, probably only about 10 in my entire lifetime. I actually don't even smoke that often but when i do its usually cigars or the hookah(dirka dirka).

 

[sadistik necrofiend]

How does it feel to have your life controlled by something smaller index finger?

 

[Cythraul]

How does it feel to have your life controlled by something smaller index finger?

It feels terrible. Starting smoking is probably one of the dumbest things I've ever done in my life.

 

[Vimana]

When I read the post I thought he was addressing a finger.

I've had times where I chain-smoked a ton. I never did it routine enough to get addicted.

 

[Doomguy]

How does it feel to have your life controlled by something smaller index finger?

I'm not addicted at all whatsoever. If you actually read my post, I only smoke when drinking and 1 pack for a month. Hardly dependent at all. If it does start controlling my life, I'll definitely quit straight away. Drug addictions hurt, both physically and financially.

 

[The Heartbreak Kid]

Camel blues, Marlboro lights, Benson Silver and Richmond menthols.

 

[False Joe]

Shisha thingies are pretty nice too.
We used flavoured tobacc, strawberry or something I think.
Pretty nice.

 

[CF87]

How does it feel to have your life controlled by something smaller index finger?

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