I would be going to Charleston, SC, with some friends, if I had not already made a lot of commitments at home (ie. doing work for so-and-so) plus a lot of "oh, I'll do it when I'm home for spring break" type promises.
I think Nils is falsely imagining that I lead some grand, exciting lifestyle back home in rural central VA. To tell the truth, I'll probably be bored more than anything.
Don't gove the Dope credit where it is not due, I dragged his body there. And I figure we are doing each other favors, he's gonna clean up the body and I made it just a little bit easier for him to clean the bathroom.