The Surrealist / Stream of Thought writing Thread

[Ender Rises]

If ordinary is seeing behind you does that mean I'm blind? I ain't gots no eyes in the back of my head. Isn't that a genetic defect? Regardless, The chili cannot defeat me. I will conquer your shittles, and shove them down your eye socket, causing a holocaust of love that grows like the mold on my christmas tree.

 

[zabu of nΩd]

Just what kind of Celtsian Gonarch do you fancy yourself, mister "I'm all on my hind-quarters"?

 

[zabu of nΩd]

Just wait til you pick up the newspaper one morning, and read the headline:

DEFEAT!
EARTH SURRENDERS!







Then you'll be sorry.

 

[V.V.V.V.V.]

They should come out with a brown version of Skittles, and name it "Shittles".

There actually are chocolate-y Skittles which come in varying sweet flavors in one package. Pretty good stuff tbh

 

[zabu of nΩd]

No thanks.

 

[V.V.V.V.V.]

I liked them.

 

[zabu of nΩd]

I guess I'm not actually sure what it looks like. Is it like those fruit-flavored Tootsie rolls, or more like some awkward mix of chocolate and candy flavoring? I'm not sure what the specific relation between chocolate and other flavoring is supposed to be.

 

[V.V.V.V.V.]

Varying shades of brown/white/etc.

 

[zabu of nΩd]

Yeah, I have no idea.

 

[mutantllama]

 

[V.V.V.V.V.]

Don't be such a lumberjack.

 

[zabu of nΩd]

A lumberjack in a chocolatey swamp is all your cellmates could ever hope for, Mr. Radish Farmer's Eighth-Annual Jack-Ass-O-Lantern's Day Parade And Festival on the Thames.

(peanuts all go squeeze now)

 

[zabu of nΩd]

You are not a century, vihris-gari.

You are a bologna.

 

[zabu of nΩd]

Hm... you make about as much sense as I'd expect from someone who talks to himself.

 

[seedofvengeance]

bologna is good.

 

[zabu of nΩd]

Your mom was bologna last night.

 

[panzerfaust666]

oOooOooOoo

 

[zabu of nΩd]

I see wong.

And a basketball is my head.

 

[Dazed and Brutal]

Try not to dribble becuase I'm not looking to clean it up

 

[V.V.V.V.V.]

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