The Surrealist / Stream of Thought writing Thread

[DarkBliss]

Read some quantum Mechanics, it'll make you feel better.

Dude, I travel from Kether to Khakhma and back to Malkhut every day. The whole ten sephiroth. What is quantum compared to that?
Nothing but a microscopic ink blot on the cosmic map.

(In actuality, Kabbalah embraces the quantum theory. I.e. that everything in the universe is interrelated somehow. Thus, the man eating rice in China at the moment may trigger a volcanic eruption
in Italy.)

 

[Rabid Headbanger]

God plays dice with the universe.

 

[DarkBliss]

Einstein ftw

 

[Rabid Headbanger]

Well, technically he said God didn't play dice, but, he does.

 

[mutantllama]

I'm sexy, thus making the world complete.

 

[DarkBliss]

Well, technically he said God didn't play dice, but, he does.

You got me. He did become religious at the end,I forgot. So he couldn't acknowledge the "fact" that God played dice with the universe, which the quantum theory "implied", so to speak.

 

[Rabid Headbanger]

Religion is always trying to impede progress.

 

[mutantllama]

I saw this shirt that said "Too many Christians, not enough lions".

 

[Rabid Headbanger]

WANT BUY NOW.

 

[mutantllama]

Look for it. I don't have a link for it.

 

[Ender Rises]

The vagina calls me, like a siren in the moral wasteland of the swamp of my soul, which is black like my socks.

 

[King Richard]

That must be some really good pussy.

 

[seedofvengeance]

The comedic part of that was the very idea that Ender would come close to a vagina. I guess that's why they call this the Surrealist Thread.

 

[Ender Rises]

Fuck you.

 

[King Richard]

rofl

 

[zabu of nΩd]

They should come out with a brown version of Skittles, and name it "Shittles".

 

[Valerie]

They should come out with a brown version of Skittles, and name it "Shittles".

"Fuck I've got the shittles."
"No, that's herpies."

 

[zabu of nΩd]

Aha, I have you now, gnawing your chest in laughter.

 

[Catastrophic]

I was walking down the street. The street of my enemies pain. Pain of a thousand years. A thousand years wasted when warriors fought against the demons of themselves. Demons that bring glory but bleeds the host. Parasitic life that seem to resemble yours.

 

[FerretallicA]

They should come out with a brown version of Skittles, and name it "Shittles".

or Skattles