The Surrealist / Stream of Thought writing Thread

[V.V.V.V.V.]

Nary a tear to thine own bloodstained twitters, nimble fingered nigueredo.

 

[Rabid Headbanger]

But heareth me ender, son of the loneliest star, treader of path's once cornholed, for I am the king of the mountain, and decider of genritity.

 

[V.V.V.V.V.]

Rabid, thou canst intrude upon mine anus whenever thou pleases.

 

[The Ozzman]

This purple screen I am eating is nothing more than a tax return filed 3 months late in the country of djibouti

 

[DarkBliss]

Oh, slurpy barrels of the universe, how squeaky are the cyan rollers on on your mayo-coated breast implants.

 

[zabu of nΩd]

When I wake up from all of this, there will surely be a giant avocado on my face. And when I push it away, all the avocados of the world will feel my scorn.

 

[Valerie]

wat

 

[waif]

^

 

[zabu of nΩd]

We are the Messenger from beyond.
We bring to your world galactic tidings.
Your departure is nigh.

 

[V.V.V.V.V.]

Stunned by this news, I pick up my noodle turncoat and flee in horror from the messenger's omniscient scientific bastion. Hark! I hear these angels sing and thrash around in glorious highway devotion.

 

[Valerie]

In other words, I should have had a V8.

 

[seedofvengeance]

In other words, I should have had a V8.

I've always wanted to learn Japanese.

 

[zabu of nΩd]

And now... the Ballet of Moist Cookies!

 

[zabu of nΩd]

I've always wanted to learn Japanese.

lol math isn't in japanese stoopid

 

[seedofvengeance]

That might as well be. Thank you, writing-based major.

 

[zabu of nΩd]

An old poet once said:
"Math doesn't come in cookies."

 

[seedofvengeance]

Well, then unless it comes in brownies, I'm screwed.

 

[Ender Rises]

Well, then unless it comes in brownies, I'm screwed.

Check your PMs.

 

[zabu of nΩd]

Ender, no hitting on other men. You said you were straight now.

 

[Rabid Headbanger]

For some people, a hole is a hole.