The Surrealist / Stream of Thought writing Thread

[Valerie]

Not sure where you're deriving that, some guy's asshole? Seriously, you fucking ruined this piece of fine steak, so sit down, shut up, and let's go for a ride!

N.S.W.Y.D.T.S.G.A.S.Y.F.R.T.P.O.F.S.S.S.D.S.A.L.G.F.A.R. Squared.

 

[V.V.V.V.V.]

Your mom has a nice motherfucking pie.

Are you gonna stand there all day, or are you gonna shimmy shimmy shimmy til the break of dawn?

 

[Valerie]

Are you gonna stand there all day, or are you gonna shimmy shimmy shimmy til the break of dawn?

I'll alternatively rock and roll all knight versus samurai.

 

[V.V.V.V.V.]

Well, then, looks like I've been donked.

 

[The Ozzman]

Two fifths of y equals a little work on the side.

A little work on the side translates to cars that drink coffee as a form of fuel because they got tired of the chemicals in their stomachs.

 

[V.V.V.V.V.]

Look, Fozzman you went ahead and creamed all over this gas pump all over again, what the fadoodle is your problem you cockstamp.

 

[zabu of nΩd]

I now have a lobster. But I did not have it last year. I won't have it until next Tuesday.

 

[AchrisK]

^nice timeplay

 

[zabu of nΩd]

Mushroom.

 

[zabu of nΩd]

I also saw a naked man in the dumpster. He almost bit me, but I got away.

I like to ride a boat.

 

[Valerie]

I shot Tupac.

 

[seedofvengeance]

I shot Tupac.

Betraying the West Coast...

 

[Valerie]

Yeah well you have a penis in your sig.

 

[Rabid Headbanger]

I shot Tupac.

But you missed Zakk Wlyde. Reload Quickly!

 

[seedofvengeance]

It's the Tool logo... I also have the shirt with the logo, and wow does that get awkward when people haven't heard them.

 

[Rabid Headbanger]

Thats why you don't listen to tool, silly nuetron star.

 

[seedofvengeance]

But I like Tool, so I listen to them... that's how that works.

 

[Rabid Headbanger]

Deafness plagues you then, foolish shrew. YOu have eaten of the berries of bad taste, and poisened thy senses on the village feces.

 

[Ender Rises]

Oh ye of little taste, Mr. Paragon of Humanity. When will you learn that the village feces are just disguising themselves to avoid the glares and middle fingers of the rats and bulldozers of the world.

 

[seedofvengeance]

To each his own, I suppose.