The Surrealist / Stream of Thought writing Thread

[seedofvengeance]

It's the Tool logo... I also have the shirt with the logo, and wow does that get awkward when people haven't heard them.

 

[Rabid Headbanger]

Thats why you don't listen to tool, silly nuetron star.

 

[seedofvengeance]

But I like Tool, so I listen to them... that's how that works.

 

[Rabid Headbanger]

Deafness plagues you then, foolish shrew. YOu have eaten of the berries of bad taste, and poisened thy senses on the village feces.

 

[Ender Rises]

Oh ye of little taste, Mr. Paragon of Humanity. When will you learn that the village feces are just disguising themselves to avoid the glares and middle fingers of the rats and bulldozers of the world.

 

[seedofvengeance]

To each his own, I suppose.

 

[V.V.V.V.V.]

Nary a tear to thine own bloodstained twitters, nimble fingered nigueredo.

 

[Rabid Headbanger]

But heareth me ender, son of the loneliest star, treader of path's once cornholed, for I am the king of the mountain, and decider of genritity.

 

[V.V.V.V.V.]

Rabid, thou canst intrude upon mine anus whenever thou pleases.

 

[The Ozzman]

This purple screen I am eating is nothing more than a tax return filed 3 months late in the country of djibouti

 

[DarkBliss]

Oh, slurpy barrels of the universe, how squeaky are the cyan rollers on on your mayo-coated breast implants.

 

[Valerie]

wat

 

[waif]

^

 

[V.V.V.V.V.]

Stunned by this news, I pick up my noodle turncoat and flee in horror from the messenger's omniscient scientific bastion. Hark! I hear these angels sing and thrash around in glorious highway devotion.

 

[Valerie]

In other words, I should have had a V8.

 

[seedofvengeance]

In other words, I should have had a V8.

I've always wanted to learn Japanese.

 

[seedofvengeance]

That might as well be. Thank you, writing-based major.

 

[seedofvengeance]

Well, then unless it comes in brownies, I'm screwed.

 

[Ender Rises]

Well, then unless it comes in brownies, I'm screwed.

Check your PMs.

 

[Rabid Headbanger]

For some people, a hole is a hole.