The Surrealist / Stream of Thought writing Thread

[seedofvengeance]

I'm going to slowly distance myself from Ender, now...

 

[Ender Rises]

I hate men. I love WOMEN!!!

(Clerks quote)

 

[Rabid Headbanger]

I need a drink.

Like an oil tanker full of hard liquor.

 

[seedofvengeance]

Trying to make Ender prettier?

 

[Rabid Headbanger]

I call em rum goggles.

 

[DarkBliss]

Spitting into an avantgarde euphoria during a northwestern dreaming sequence is not recommended, unless you're wearing your disruptive horngear which blocks the nuclear mucus projectiles from reaching the spatial snores cubicle.

 

[Rabid Headbanger]

I find these things better when they actually make a semblence of sense instead of just being a bunch of random words.

 

[DarkBliss]

I can picture it vividly. Can't you?

We're obligated to make sense throughout our entire lives. How depressingly restrictive. Don't ruin the fun, Rabbi's Beadhanger

 

[Satanstoenail]

Whilst farting uncontrolled body dismorphia onto tiny morsels of sphagnum through the eye of a urinal cake, I turned slowly to my presumed gumption and asked for ten thousand times the power of everything in order to crush and obliterate the gargantuan, sweaty heaving mass of time. But it was all too late.

 

[seedofvengeance]

I find these things better when they actually make a semblence of sense instead of just being a bunch of random words.

I agree, otherwise you just sound retarded with no real comical value.

 

[V.V.V.V.V.]

You're not comedic gas juices.

 

[seedofvengeance]

I feel like the fish in the aquarium are laughing at me... but it's ok, I've seen them naked... and they have nothing to brag about. If they keep on, though... I'm gonna tell them they're adopted.

 

[Rabid Headbanger]

I can picture it vividly. Can't you?

We're obligated to make sense throughout our entire lives. How depressingly restrictive. Don't ruin the fun, Rabbi's Beadhanger

Read some quantum Mechanics, it'll make you feel better.

 

[mutantllama]

lol wat

 

[V.V.V.V.V.]

Tyranny and bananas.

 

[mutantllama]

blood pudding

 

[Ender Rises]

The salt and the hot sauce are not meant to go side by side, especially not with the ashtray on the fridge. That is a recipe for furry cake filled disaster, sez Oprah.

 

[Rabid Headbanger]

lol wat

Matter and antimatter can appear out of nowhere and annihilate each other.

 

[Ender Rises]

Matter cannot appear out of nowhere, silly rabbit. That is a physical law, fought over by physical lawyers in a battle to the death where one's only ally is a q-tip and one's sense of drama. Coming soon to Fox.

 

[Rabid Headbanger]

Matter cannot appear out of nowhere, silly rabbit. That is a physical law, fought over by physical lawyers in a battle to the death where one's only ally is a q-tip and one's sense of drama. Coming soon to Fox.

Not according to Quatum Mechanics. :zombie:

Everything you hold dear is destroyed by the quantum world.