The understatement thread

[Dead_Lioness]

I like shoes.

 

[Dead_Lioness]

and wine, I like wine also.

 

[El Stormo]

The horse I ride is somewhat high.

 

[Shpongled]

I am somewhat high.

 

[Malergion]

It is a little warm right now.

 

[CrackedKnäckebröd]

and wine, I like wine also.

I like single malt Scotch

 

[Cat5Messiah]

I don't know what to do with myself right now.

 

[Brooks]

I'm sad that my dog died.

She gave everything she had.

 

[Werckmeister Harmonies]

The Minister of the Social Services in Iceland is scum and a fucking idiot... this is at least the first understatement which came to my mind.

 

[CrackedKnäckebröd]

Icelandic volcanic eruptions are a slight problem for European air-traffic.

 

[Iris]

The fact that I'm slightly mentally challenged should by now be a matter of public record...

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[Craysh3]

Flaws in Tombstone:

1) Too damn long without a reasonably interesting plot to compensate
2) The chick in tombstone wasn't even hot
3) Sam Elliot was the best part of that movie
4) Kurt Russell's moustache seemed to be comprised of combed and oiled cambodian shemale pubes held together by crayola glue... And that's an understatement.

 

[Super Mahrio]

Dude, i hate westerns and even i can admit Tombstone kicks a large amount of ass.

booze is tasty.

 

[Craysh3]

Anything Eastwood ever did was kick ass, and of course that includes his westerns. Tombstone was one of those movies that just tried to use the stupid amount of A list actors that year that they placed in the film to draw people into it, because they knew it was mediocre through and through.

 

[Metalmilitia2000]

Anything Eastwood ever did was kick ass, and of course that includes his westerns. Tombstone was one of those movies that just tried to use the stupid amount of A list actors that year that they placed in the film to draw people into it, because they knew it was mediocre through and through.

You're an idiot.

 

[Malergion]

Your criticisms of Tombstone are weak and poorly defended.

 

[Metalmilitia2000]

Anything Eastwood ever did was kick ass, and of course that includes his westerns. Tombstone was one of those movies that just tried to use the stupid amount of A list actors that year that they placed in the film to draw people into it, because they knew it was mediocre through and through.

Also, by this logic, Blood Work, which is one of the most forgettable films that I have ever seen, which stars Clint Eastwood, is better than Tombstone, and that is UNACCEPTABLE. Powerthirst style. Put a fork in your argument kid, because it's fucking done.

 

[neal]

Kurt Russell's moustache seemed to be comprised of combed and oiled cambodian shemale pubes held together by crayola glue

this moustache you so ignorantly slander contains more manliness in one hair than you will ever possess in your lifetime.

 

[Metalmilitia2000]

Flaws in Tombstone:

1) Too damn long without a reasonably interesting plot to compensate
2) The chick in tombstone wasn't even hot
3) Sam Elliot was the best part of that movie
4) Kurt Russell's moustache seemed to be comprised of combed and oiled cambodian shemale pubes held together by crayola glue... And that's an understatement.

1.) Can you not comprehend that this movie is based on a true story and said true story serves as the plot?
2.) By this logic, Kick-Ass wasn't a good movie because the chick in it wasn't very hot (she was fucking 12, prick).
3.) Sam Elliot is the best part of every movie, even movies he isn't in.
4.) Maybe Kurt Russell should cum on your face and use his man glue to put said cambodian shemale pubes on your upper lip, faggot.

 

[Dead Winter]

Wow, someone really likes Tombstone.