The Unofficial Official In Flames-forum´s favorite person is BACK!
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Mattias of the Night said:
What do you mean "again"? I´ve never disappeared. Sure, I´ve not posted for weeks in a row, but I´ve always returned with a few jabs of cunning sarcasm (which have always been very well received). You should thank me, I even made a thread on the Children of Bodom-board (or thought about making on, I forget which) bringing to light your banning. Noone believed me, though, as everyone there still thinks we´re the same person.
Oh yeah, I´m back, by the way. What has happened during the last few weeks? Have In Flames donned new outfits yet?
U[Sic]M said:
Yeah I read some of your old posts over there, searching for my name and all. You know, back in the old days, *I* was considered the great troll who was loved by one half and hated by the other. You are now the new king. And while it somewhat saddens me to have lost the splendor of my old glory days, I still feel very happy for you and your success and wish you the greatest luck in the future. You have the potential needed to one day even surpass me and my flaming back in the heyday.
Moi? Having lived in exile for the last few months, I have changed my ways. I will no longer compete with you for the crown. I will hand it over to you. My ambitions no longer lie in becoming the most fabulous troll on the internet, although I'm proud of my past and do miss it a little. My new interest lies in becoming the most serious poster of all time. I strongly believe I can do this!
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U[Sic]M said:
i've been cool...
But you sound a lot like DREAMLORD.... the most stupid user on UM... no offense. (no sarcasm either)
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Steve
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The dumbest user on UM is Needled24Seven. He doesn't respect other's opinions, he is closed minded, and he is just an idiot in the traditionqal sense.
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Steve420 said:
Been there, done that. Those people were hyper-sensitive. I have created a reenactment of a random In Flames-conversation from the OUIFf, so everyone can get an idea of that place. Behold!
Random OUIFf-er: Hey, I like In Flames.
Regular OUIFf poster: Yes, surprisingly enough, I do too. let´s discuss how marvelous IF are.
OUIFf-er: Wow! Isn´t it amazing that we all like IF?! How splendid.
Yet another OUIFf-er: Man, this makes me suuupa-horny to the MAXIMOOOOOM!!!! We´re ALL IF-fans and we all hang out at the same forum! I want to blow my wad all over the ZCREEEEN because I´m so EKZITED!!!
OUIFf-overlords: This is how things are going to be: You may only say positive things about IF here, otherwise you WILL get banned...PRONTO, bitch! If you say anything bad or negative about IF, you are fucking GAY and HOMESEKZJUAL. Yeah, did I mention you´d get banned, as well? Yeah, you´ll get fucking BANNED if you don´t talk about the things we want you to talk about! Get it?! Good.
OUIFf-moderator: Yes, everything the overlords said, except the "GAY and HOMESEKZJUAL"-part. That´s not politically correct, so I will say NEGRO and CHINK, instead. No, wait, that´s not politically correct either... Hmmm, how about UNMASCULINE and SENSITIVE! HA! Yeah...no...wait, that´s not PC either. DAMMIT!!! Okay, everyone that says anything bad about IF are gonna get banned, okay?! And anything bad about the moderators here too. And me, of course, that goes without saying.
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U[Sic]M said:
Don't forget sounding like me, or being in one of the ten IP ranges I used
Also, mentioning anything ot do with whipping will get you banned too Of course, now everyone except me has been unbanned because someone is a fucking idiot and tried to spite me.Steve
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Needled24Seven said:splendid, because i hate you too and i hope you burn in spam whore hell!
Oh yes, I'm a spam whore because I have 2200 posts in over a year, while you have 1800 since March... less than 4 months...
*cough*moron*cough*
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