The Unstoppable LUNCH Thread!

[Captain Beard]

I bought tri tip earlier today, reheated it, put it on a hoagie roll, added Cattlemens sauce and Pappy's Moonshine Madness.

FUCKING AWESOME.

I can fill that craving.

There it is.

 

[Morganna]

What is cattleman's sauce? Sounds intriguing.

 

[Calamitas1786]

It's a brand of BBQ sauce.

 

[Captain Beard]

http://www.frenchsfoodservice.com/recipe/foodservice/prod_cttlmens_original.jsp

Supposedly on like 80% of all restaurant steaks. It was apparently a commercial product at first, and they didn't even start selling it to the public until like 1995.

It's one of my favorites.

 

[Morganna]

I want in on this, cattleman's BBQ! Damn it! I want ribs, it's been forever since I've had ribs!

 

[Captain Beard]

Costco.

 

[Anvil]

There it is.

I didn't think I'd have to be the one to do it, but, god darnit, I won't be the last.

 

[Chromatose]

Cattleman's is overhyped and too runny for enjoyable use.

 

[Captain Beard]

Your mother is too runny!

 

[Chromatose]

KC Masterpiece > all, as far as commercial BBQ sauce goes.

 

[Captain Beard]

I got bored of it, don't like it anymore due to overuse.

 

[Morganna]

I'll tell you what BBQ I thought was just vile! It was called, Original Open Pitt. It was runny like water, and kind of had a strong vinegar taste to it. I'll bet it's better for grilling then dipping though, some of the thick brown sugar kind gets burnt on the grill or oven, and it needs some heavy fire cooking to kill some of that damn twang in it.

 

[Morganna]

Another awesome one is, Sweet baby rays!

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

chocolate ice cream with almonds and caramel. mmm

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

What we have here is essentially a gargantuan cheese boagie without all the pesky vegetables. This epic monstrosity, appropriately dubbed "The Fat Cat" as after eating I felt it necessary to unbutton my pants, consists of two cheeseburgers chopped up and loaded with sauces and fried onions (besides ketchup there's at least 2 more there, but I don't know what they are) and placed into a hoagie roll. This colossal shrine to the Meat Gods proved too massive for even me, as I was only able to eat a little more than half before lapsing into a food coma.

9.8/10

 

[Shpongled]

Too much ketchup, and a very uneven spread of meat. Excluding taste (I'm sure it's delicious), that thing would get around a 5 from me. It looks like someone threw a bunch of greasy shit into a styrofoam container, dumped a bottle of ketchup on top and charged you money for it.

Plus it has..... onions.

 

[Psychonaut]

I had Arby's. Found a hair in my fries and threw everything away. Disgusting.

 

[Calamitas1786]

Arby's is horrendous. The have the worst roast beef sandwich I've ever tasted. Waaaaay too sweet. Not to mention just shitty quality all around.

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

had biscuits with chicken stew for breakfast

lindsay and i went to chili's for lunch and at first i got this cajun chicken pasta but it was way too spicy so i sent it back and got a chicken ceaser pita

then we went to cold stone and i got chocolate ice cream with strawberries, graham cracker pie crust and brownies

mmm

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

A quite subpar chicken parmigiana wrap. bland, kinda heavy for a chicken wrap. couldn't finish it all.

4/10