The Unstoppable LUNCH Thread!

You've obviously been deprived of good food or else you'd never ever consider saying something so outlandish and offensive and blasphemous to the entire human race!
 
I just think it's really bizarre. The whole eating process. I only love food when I'm drunk.
Food and eating is one of the few things pretty much all people can agree upon. Everyone loves it, it's human nature to enjoy eating.

Do you think taking a dump is really bizarre too?
 
All major chain restaurants are disgusting. FACT!

Of course, but that doesn't mean they're not fun now and then.

In fact, I want to try PF Changs this weekend just because they're one of the few chinese places in the area that actually has "vegetarian" options. Chuck Norris, you failed me.

(ok he delivered one kinda boring option, I'm just spoiled by the Vegetable Garden in Rockville)
 
Of course, but that doesn't mean they're not fun now and then.

In fact, I want to try PF Changs this weekend just because they're one of the few chinese places in the area that actually has "vegetarian" options. Chuck Norris, you failed me.

(ok he delivered one kinda boring option, I'm just spoiled by the Vegetable Garden in Rockville)

I'm not a Chinese-food fan, but Ive been to PF Chang a few times for birthday parties/ happy hours (there is one at the HEART of Arlington, so it's a main place to meet peeps) Their 'lettuce wraps' appetizer isn't bad, and Derick, I agree- their veggie options are not all the terrible.
 
It's an answerable question for anyone. What do you think you eat the most? What is a typical meal for you? How do you stay alive?
 
I try not to eat anything a lot because I get sick of stuff really fast.

I guess my favorite might be bacon? Idk. I'm definitely not a vegetarian. I try to eat some random meat (thats what she said), that way I'll be sustained longest without having to eat again.
 
If you really think about anything long enough it becomes bizarre. Have you ever stared at yourself in the mirror so long that you actually start thinking "Holy shit... THAT is what I look like!? Wow...." I have a few times and it's really weird. It sometimes gets to a point where I almost look foreign to myself. Like I'm looking at myself in a mirror or seeing my own reflection for the very first time.
 
No, I just think "goddamn I'm sexy..... holy shit i'm REALLY sexy"


In seriousness, I know what you mean, but I think its even more so when it comes to bodily functions. The arbitrariness of how our bodies work is a testament to the lack of any "design" (and by extension a "designer"), for sure.
 
We're also not very old as a species. We're still evolving into more efficient beings physically. These functions can be improved over time.

If you ask me, I'd say one area where evolution screwed up was putting male testicles on the outside of their bodies. Any male on earth with balls can effectively be stopped from just about anything with a swift attack on the ol' berries. Not very convenient for fighting, one of the oldest and most important defense mechanisms known to man.
 
Yeah, fortunately eating and pooping are pleasant (unless you're John). We definitely should have evolved some sort of retractable shell around our genitalia. Perhaps this should be the goal of genetic research?