The Unstoppable LUNCH Thread!

[Captain Beard]

What kind of chicken?

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

roasted chicken i believe.

 

[Chromatose]

Stuffed with starfish?

 

[Captain Beard]

Be sure to feed them plenty of bread first!

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

the chicken's from walmart, too

 

[Calamitas1786]

So it's inbre(a)d?

 

[Captain Beard]

And Chinese.

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

American Chinese, no less.

 

[Captain Beard]

With frozen bacon strips?

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

cooked in the microwave?

 

[Chromatose]

CHOCOLATE PROTEIN SHAKE 11/10 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

roasted chicken, bbq chicken, mashed potatoes, peas, biscuit 9/10

 

[Captain Beard]

9? So it made your nipples erect?

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

that it did. it made me touch myself, too.

 

[Captain Beard]

That's what 9/10 does.

A 10 would make you try to have sex with dinner.

 

[Reverand Joint Smoker]

Lunch - I don't know how much homemade hunter sausgage (elk/venison stuffed with homemade habenero and jalapeno cheese) 8/10

 

[Captain Beard]

Oh you glorious fucker. I want some of that now.

 

[Calamitas1786]

I had venison cheese steaks a while ago. It got marinated in a soy, bourbon mixture and then sauteed with some caramelized onions. MMMMMMMMM. It was sooooo good, I didn't even put the cheese on it.

 

[Captain Beard]

I oughta punch you bastard for having such awesome dishes... We get no deer meats around here.

 

[Reverand Joint Smoker]

Oh you glorious fucker. I want some of that now.

I get customers that drop off all kinds of stuff like that all the time. Jerky, smoked fish/meats/sausages.. yummmmmm