The Unstoppable LUNCH Thread!

Seriously, though. I know he's a cockface just for shits and giggles, and it really is annoying, but his entire persona changed.

I was checking out some old posts in some of the old regular threads we have here, and I saw some from a few years ago...he was such a nice guy, even when people bagged on him. Now it's like someone pisses in his Cheerios every day.
i think that's just his thing. like how will use bad puns and rebirth's barely coherent.
 
I know it's his thing, but being cynical and being completely and utterly rude for no reason isn't funny to me. I see the humor, but it's just not funny.

I've always been like that. I like cynical people, but people who are rude for no reason just annoy.

In other news, I'm listening to Aeturnus' "Beyond the Wandering Moon". Good stuff. I recommend.
 
This is true.

I just don't see any need to change a person's persona for the internet. Bah, I suck at it anyway.

You guys meet each other and shit, though, and form long-lasting relationships, or so it seems. To me, that's not just "the internet" for you guys. If someone was constantly rude to you, would you still want to meet them? I don't think I would because for me, it just seems childish and silly and would be a waste of my time.
 
peanut butter on a bagel, sour cream & onion pringles, and a bananar. i can tell this isn't going to last me long. I NEED MEAT!
 
You used to be such a nice guy, James. What happened?
Well, if you really must know, one bright sunny day I was riding my little skateboard down a big hill. At that exact moment in time a beautiful butterfly happened to be frolick flying across the glossy blue sky in the same general direction. I was always nice to mother nature and all it's creations, and had received kindness in return for as long as I could remember. To continue this trend I thrust out a helpful finger allowing the butterfly to lazily perch upon my finger; it began to relax and enjoy the ride down the hill where our similar destinations lied and our paths would seperate. I couldn't wait to go get to the bottom of the hill because there was a rail I enjoyed grinding on. I could tell the butterfly was full of anticipation also; he probably had a date with a pretty girl butterfly!:) It was such a beautiful day, are you enjoying the story you dumb, bald, nosy fuck, and it only looked like it would get better! Finally myself and the butterfly reached the bottom of the hill, said our goodbyes and went on our seperate ways. It was a pretty good day!
 
Swiss mushroom burger and potato salad. Not the greatest. Average. 5/10.

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I hate end piece thick-ass lettuce... I only keep it on if the lettuce is fresh and thin and crispy, but not CRUNCHY THICK.
 
Mmm... I love swiss mushroom burgers. Stick a couple burgers and mushrooms on the barbecue, and mmm....
 
It's funny, I never once said I was starving myself to loose weight.

I have absolutely no problem loosing weight, it's just a matter of cutting down on my food consumption.

I'm just eating so much so I can begin hibernation.
You (summarized): "I ate a lot yesterday so I'm not eating anything today."

You're either feeling fat and guilt starving yourself, inferring something along those lines and flat out in denial now, or an idiot. (that third option includes the mentality "wanna see if i could do it".)

Did I say just to lose weight? No.

I mentioned having a well-balanced, healthy lifestyle, that's all.
the topic was weight loss. i don't give a shit if you throw extra words in. you maintained weight loss in your statement and presented the idea that it can only be kept off with exercise. just because you mention things doesn't mean you can shrug off your mistakes.
 
Actually, I wasn't planning on doing it, but I felt so full the whole day, that I didn't wanna eat anything, so decided to just do that the rest of the day.
 
bbqed some fat burgers with some bacon and melted pepperjack and tomatoes and onions and pickles and honey mustard with some onion rings on the side yeaaah buddy.
 
Well, if you really must know, one bright sunny day I was riding my little skateboard down a big hill. At that exact moment in time a beautiful butterfly happened to be frolick flying across the glossy blue sky in the same general direction. I was always nice to mother nature and all it's creations, and had received kindness in return for as long as I could remember. To continue this trend I thrust out a helpful finger allowing the butterfly to lazily perch upon my finger; it began to relax and enjoy the ride down the hill where our similar destinations lied and our paths would seperate. I couldn't wait to go get to the bottom of the hill because there was a rail I enjoyed grinding on. I could tell the butterfly was full of anticipation also; he probably had a date with a pretty girl butterfly!:) It was such a beautiful day, are you enjoying the story you dumb, bald, nosy fuck, and it only looked like it would get better! Finally myself and the butterfly reached the bottom of the hill, said our goodbyes and went on our seperate ways. It was a pretty good day!

Interesting.

You can die now.