The "What are you REALLY thinking about?" thread

I'm envious of women. What do lesbians have to look forward too? Fantastic bodies, amongst other things...
What do gay men have? Back hair and a rod chuck full of veins that could rip an anus in two.

You can't cuddle with chunks of chest hair >_<

Damn women with their superior boobage.
 
My titties rock.

So. Yea. Men are hot, though! I'm all into the average guy thing.
 
Haha.

Average. You know, just any regular guy. None of this hair gel crap, just scruffy. I like scruffy guys. You know, regular men. I don't go for the insanely "hot" type either. I'm weird.