The your momma is so... thread

[Dred]

i didnt say anything about grammar (2 M's by the way)

"little" is the wrong word to use, "few" is better fit for that sentence. its poor word choice.

 

[Turbo]

Are you Al Pacino?

 

[Turbo]

i didnt say anything about grammar (2 M's by the way)

"little" is the wrong word to use, "few" is better fit for that sentence. its poor word choice.

Look man, Im not here for a fucking English lesson.

 

[Dred]

I am a REAL American. Fight for what's right, fight for your life

 

[Dred]

Look man, Im not here for a fucking English lesson.

you shouldnt need a lesson....youre english

 

[Turbo]

I am a brummie.

 

[Deadnight Warrior87]

Your momma is so fat she uses a matress as a tampon.

Your momma is so fat she chased a bus full of white people down the street yelling "hey, stop that twinkie!"

Your momma is so fat everytime she turns around it's her birthday.
















*bump*

 

[goth_fiend]

you mommas so fat each one of her limbs has its own area code

 

[Draznog]

your mums so fat she got a job at the zoo cleaning the animal cages and when the people walk past they say look at that hippopotmus.

 

[enjoi17]

ahahahahaha dude

 

[Earth Breather]

Yo' mama is so stupid, she thought a "challupa" was something you get at Taco Bell.

 

[Rock Hydra]

Your momma's so fat, when she hauls ass, she takes 2 trips.

 

[zakk_hate_me_666]

your momma is so fat, i roll over twice, and im still on the bitch...

 

[Heavenscent]

Yo momma is so fat that her shadow alone weighs 40 lbs.

And my momma can kick yo momma's ass, since the chance of hitting it is a 100%.

 

[vikk]

your mama is so dumb, that she think that Fleetwood Mac is a Macdonalds hamburger

 

[Deadnight Warrior87]

your mama is so dumb, that she think that Fleetwood Mac is a Macdonalds hamburger

 

[PsycRoxXptic]

your mom is so fat that, when she falls down of the bed, she falls on the two sides.

lol sorry if you understand nothing.. my first language is french*

 

[Leandro]

^took me a while to understand that...


Your mamma is so retarded she bought a mirror to gain space on the living room

 

[PsycRoxXptic]

hahaha yeah, i heard this joke in french only.. I can't translate it correctly..

 

[MegustaMucho]

your mom is so fat that, when she falls down of the bed, she falls on the two sides.

lol sorry if you understand nothing.. my first language is french*

rofl je l'avais déjà entendu celle là