Them Bones

Both my knees are pretty fuked from football. My bird finger on my right hand is broken, (it won't straighten from the last knucke) well at least it was 20 odd years ago after playing Football in Wilcannia. ... Never actully had a plaster caste ... nor did have stiches until i was 26 yrs old and then it was a regular occurance from then on mainly from football and falling over pissed...
 
Crikey, that's enough for several lifetimes!

Got a broken nose in a fight when I was 18 or so too, and still suffering lots of fun breathing problems now. I should really get that fixed one day.

Nah don't. You might end up sounding like Eddie Vedder when you sing. :)