Them dayum twins....

Oops fuck? Is that when you go skinny dipping with some chick and accidently slip it in?
 
I just got back from the beach:


























































































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I think the only way Nate can communicate anymore is via ratemycameltoe.com or bareback.com and a series of carriage returns.
 
Nate The Great said:
That's really not a good picture. Her arse looks huge, her butthole looks like it's half way up her back, her hair is all frazzly and full of split-ends....and did anyone else check her face in the reflection? Fucking hell, she looks like a dirty leper! I bet if she turned around, she'd have a dick too.

*goes to look for pictures of Kate Beckinsale on the beach*