this is the greatest essay ever written

[Brett]

http://www.bigballz.com/paper/

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

 

[Brett]

he threatened the teacher on the essay.

 

[Anvil]

i love how he cited tubgirl at the end. hahahaha

 

[zmetallica]

i never understood the humor in the sillyness of this essay.

 

[Captain Beard]

Win!

 

[unknown]

that's great...especially since I had to read Oedipus earlier this year

 

[Bob McBojit]

A couple of bits made me chuckle. On the whole, I was somewhat disappointed.

 

[Enemy242]

seen it waaayy too many times for it to be funny anymore. the first time i saw it i thought it was hella funny though

 

[Anvil]

well then let us others enjoy it

 

[neal]

he fuckin scored with a D-. shoulda gotten an F haha.

 

[PlatypusJesus]

What I want to know is who in the hell is the teacher that graded this paper? Seriously, after the second sentence, I would have just put it done, wrote an F on the front, and moved on to the next. But no, he or she actually went through the entire paper, placed commas where they should be, and made comments like, "no pictures."

 

[PlatypusJesus]

Jesus Christ, I went through more. She actually wrote that the "poem" was not cited. For fuck's sake!!@@#!$412#$!1

 

[Bob McBojit]

I thought that as well. Which makes me call "bullshit", despite the fact that I wanted it to be true...

 

[PlatypusJesus]

I agree.

 

[TrueBeliever]

I would have to assume it's not a teacher. The note at the end of the essay has terrible handwriting.

 

[PlatypusJesus]

It also has bad grammar.

 

[neal]

probably a student TA.

 

[MajestikMøøse]

It's obviously a fake. No teacher would have graded after reading the second sentence

 

[Kvlt Wench]

Yeah. There's no way in hell any teacher would give me a D- if I turned something like that in.