this is the scariest email i've ever gotten

[minxnim]

My name is teddy?..i am 7 yrs. Old with blonde hair and scary
Eyes.I Have no nose or ears?. i am dead.if you do not post this in the next 5 minutes,I will appear tonight by your bed with a knife And kill you? this is no joke something good will happen to you 2nite at 9:22.this is not a joke some1 will call u or will talk to you online and say I love you.do not break the chain

 

[deadair]

ummm

wow

 

[Nut Butter]

Chain-mails from beyond the grave. Nifty.


btw this is thread #155551

 

[jerkstore]

that's pretty creepy.

although you can take solace in the fact that a dead kid *probably* didn't actually write it.

 

[minxnim]

great, teddy is going to stab me to death. fuck.

 

[avi]

I hear theramin in the distance...

 

[xfer]

is he asking permission to kill you?

 

[minxnim]

i think so.

 

[Josh Seipp]

you're so fucked

 

[minxnim]

i wish teddy had a nose b/c that's really scary

 

[Nut Butter]

That's Michael Jackson scary.

 

[chupe666]

that's half-eaten doll face scary.

speaking of which, my gf's dogs have this seal they chewed the nose off of and kept playing with it- so she sewed its face shut with black thread and it looks like it has a pencil-thin mustache. sort of comically sinister and frighteningly disfigured at the same time.

 

[lizard]

it didn';t happen to be from a gmail acct? messages from beyond could be one of their new features!

 

[goatschool]

so that's[i/] where the little bastard went...

 

[coelacanth_M]

hahaa, i got that once in an AIM, except it was a dead little girl with no eyes.

 

[Firedwarf]

yeah I got the AIM dead girl one too. It was sent in bolded red CHILLER font with a black background.

 

[minxnim]

nix take him back i dont like his noselessness.

 

[0sm0se]

Hey minxnim, you're still alive? Great, I was kinda worried, I would have missed your incisive wit, legal knowledge, and bunny love.

 

[xfer]

no, she's a noseless ghost who's killing time here until she becomes the subject of an e-mail forward and she's required to appear by the bedside of some slacker.

 

[goatschool]

i just told him to go play in a cornfield.