Kick him in the balls.
The only solution is to sleep on top of the dog.
Clean up all those cans and bullshit on the floor and make a bed down there for dog instead.
Clean up all those cans and bullshit on the floor and make a bed down there for dog instead.
No offense bro, but that doesn't really look like an area that's "usually clean." I've seen other pictures of your abode before that betray what you're saying here.Section is usually clean, but she doesn't care for that. She's too spoiled to do that, instead she insists on the bed, and there is no convincing her otherwise. Fucking thing weighs more than me, not to mention can drag me around the house if I hang on to her collar.
haha then get her a hammock! Raise it high off the ground so she can't get down and just put her in it when you're ready for bed. It's like a cage and bed in one! Put a big bucket underneath to catch urine and feces!Oh, the rest of this room is a shithole, I'll admit that, but I keep that area clean since a lot of my shit is in the bottom drawer of that dresser (all of my receipts, bank statements, some savings cash, etc.) ... the reason its covered in shit today is because I had a bit of a TV marathon last night... (yes, I do drink that much soda in a night). Also, having friends in and out all the time provides for a bit of a mess as well.
This dog is perfectly trained in every aspect except for the bed thing. She has some sort of hatred for floors, as she won't sleep on a floor anywhere in the house... either a couch or a mattress.
(yes, I do drink that much soda in a night).