This is why I can never sleep...

Kick him in the balls.

It's a she... and cunt punts would just infuriate this thing.

I've let her go to easy, she still thinks she's as tiny as she was 2 years ago and doesn't understand the amount of space she takes. Sometimes she tries to climb on my lap while I'm surfing the net and ends up knocking me and the chair over. :lol:
 
Clean up all those cans and bullshit on the floor and make a bed down there for dog instead.
 
Clean up all those cans and bullshit on the floor and make a bed down there for dog instead.

Section is usually clean, but she doesn't care for that. She's too spoiled to do that, instead she insists on the bed, and there is no convincing her otherwise. Fucking thing weighs more than me, not to mention can drag me around the house if I hang on to her collar. :lol:
 
Section is usually clean, but she doesn't care for that. She's too spoiled to do that, instead she insists on the bed, and there is no convincing her otherwise. Fucking thing weighs more than me, not to mention can drag me around the house if I hang on to her collar. :lol:
No offense bro, but that doesn't really look like an area that's "usually clean." I've seen other pictures of your abode before that betray what you're saying here.

And how come she was never trained NOT to do what she's doing? When dogs are young, you can teach them not to do things you don't want them to, fyi.
 
Oh, the rest of this room is a shithole, I'll admit that, but I keep that area clean since a lot of my shit is in the bottom drawer of that dresser (all of my receipts, bank statements, some savings cash, etc.) ... the reason its covered in shit today is because I had a bit of a TV marathon last night... (yes, I do drink that much soda in a night). Also, having friends in and out all the time provides for a bit of a mess as well.

This dog is perfectly trained in every aspect except for the bed thing. She has some sort of hatred for floors, as she won't sleep on a floor anywhere in the house... either a couch or a mattress.
 
Oh, the rest of this room is a shithole, I'll admit that, but I keep that area clean since a lot of my shit is in the bottom drawer of that dresser (all of my receipts, bank statements, some savings cash, etc.) ... the reason its covered in shit today is because I had a bit of a TV marathon last night... (yes, I do drink that much soda in a night). Also, having friends in and out all the time provides for a bit of a mess as well.

This dog is perfectly trained in every aspect except for the bed thing. She has some sort of hatred for floors, as she won't sleep on a floor anywhere in the house... either a couch or a mattress.
haha then get her a hammock! Raise it high off the ground so she can't get down and just put her in it when you're ready for bed. It's like a cage and bed in one! Put a big bucket underneath to catch urine and feces!
 
I thought about getting a cheap mattress from the salvation army or something... hammock would be a pain since she is 150lbs. I'm hurting for room down here as it is as I had to move all my shit into this one small room due to the old mans girlfriend's daughter being allowed to move in and take my storage room. One day I'm gonna come up with a solution for this, but until then, I just wait... :lol:
 
With socially dominant dogs, they need to know you're the alpha. If she is "perfectly trained" in all other respects, but does this, then that means she chooses when and if to obey. That puts her in charge and makes you her bitch. Just because the breed has a good temperament, doesn't mean she doesn't think she's in charge.

NILIF = Nothing in life is free. It's an aggression-free training technique that makes a dog the beta pack member. Kicking the mattress won't help. Slide it up on it's side when you're not in it so she cannot get on it. A number of breeds won't sleep on hard floors because it's about as comfortable for them as it is for you. Get her a dog bed and train her that it's hers. Start ensuring you walk through doors first. Don't give her dinner/breakfast until after she's done something (sit, down, whatever). She should not be allowed on human furniture without permission, only after she's done something (sit, down, whatever) and only if it won't put her head above yours. Do not feed her from your hand -- toss it to her. Don't feed her until she's seen you eat something first. Even if it's one stupid potato chip. There's a bunch more, but it's all along the same vein. She'll be happier if you are her pack leader and not just her owner/friend.

And, yeah, she prolly doesn't have a clue she's as big as she is, or, for that matter, why you can't just curl up with her like a litter-mate. But she is a doll! :D