top 100 movie qoutes ...

[NAD]

Snatch has some really good lines, and yeah that's one of them.

 

[AsModEe]

''Why don't you park your car over there? - It's too small - Too small? You could land an airplane with so much space!''

Something like this

 

[Nico]

Snatch for the king of quotable lines.

"Wot... proper fucked?"

 

[NAD]

"WHATTHEFUCKIWANTACARAVANWITHNOFOOKINWHEELS!!!"

 

[lurch70]

"I like table tennis, I like to shoot dog" ... Borat

 

[Ellestin]

64. "Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room!", "Dr. Strangelove," 1964

Yes, this one is such a winner
The movie, too...

 

[cthulufhtagn]

"Ah come on man, I've had a really long night and I hate the fuckin' Eagles, man."

big lebowski fucking rules

"Ya see somethin', Margie?"
"No, I just think I'm gonna barf."

coen brothers movies rule

 

[Lies and Perfidy]

KHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!

 

[Chromatose]

KHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!

we have a winner <3

 

[J.]

My...my wi, my wife, Bunny? Do you see a wedding ring on my finger? Does this place look like I'm fucking married? The toilet seat's up, man!

Nihilists! Fuck me. I mean, say what you like about the tenets of National Socialism, Dude, at least it's an ethos.

I told that kraut a fuckin' thousand times I don't roll on shabbos!

Jesus: Let me tell you something pendejo, you pull any of your crazy shit with us, you flash your piece out on the lanes, I'll take it away from you and stick it up your ass and pull the fucking trigger 'till it goes click.
Dude: Jesus.
Jesus: You said it man. Nobody fucks with the Jesus.

 

[lurch70]

"Ah come on man, I've had a really long night and I hate the fuckin' Eagles, man."

... that line just fucking ruels ... especially if you are an Eagles fan like me

 

[NAD]

I love how John Goodman changes the pronunciation of his religion every time he brings it up too, fucking genius.

 

[E-bortion]

"Son, you got a panty on your head."

 

[Lies and Perfidy]

"AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO GIVES A SHIT ABOUT THE RULES ANYMORE?!"

"Eight year olds, dude."

And of course, the immortal: "Son, this is what happens when you FUCK a STRANGER in the ASS!"

 

[Ayeka]

"No Stairway? Denied!"

 

[dorian gray]

"AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO GIVES A SHIT ABOUT THE RULES ANYMORE?!"

isn't it: "am i the only one around here who gives a shit about the rules?"

also, you guys left out "forget about the fucking toe!"

and "i'm talking wife swappin' !"

and "bill roberts?" "no! not that mother scratcher! bill parker!"

and "the government *do* take a bite, don't she?"

and the alltime best:
con: "and when there was no crawdad to be found, we ate sand."
HI: "you ate what?"
con: "we ate sand."
HI: pause "you ate *sand*?"

 

[NAD]

"One day I decided to make my own crawdad. So I frew it in a pot, without the water see. Just like makin' popcorn."

 

[Night Mare]

To correct the lines from Snatch:
Avi: "Why do they call him Boris the Bullet-Dodger"
Bullet-tooth Tony: "...because 'e dodges bullets Avi"

and

"What's wrong with that parking space?"
"It's too tight."
"too tight? You could land a jumbo-fuckin'-jet in there!"

and one more for good luck:

"THAT SNEAKY FUCKIN' RUSSIAN!"

Oh ok, one more:

"Boris... not dead yet..."

 

[KILL TULLY]

Say what you will about the tenants of National Socialism, but at least its an ethos.

 

[Nico]

^Someone already posted that

"THAT SNEAKY FUCKIN' RUSSIAN!"

Now we're talkin'.