top 100 movie qoutes ...

Mongol General: We have won again. That is good! But what is best in life?
Mongolian trainee: The open steppe, fleet horse, falcon on your wrist, wind in your hair!
Mongol General: Wrong! Conan, what is best in life?
Conan: To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of the women!
Mongol General: That is good.
 
If you wanna be useful, post everything else Conan says (apart from "Krom! :eek:") cos it's all cool but nobody can ever remember it >_<
 
King Osric: There comes a time, thief, when the jewels cease to sparkle, when the gold loses its luster, when the throne room becomes a prison, and all that is left is a father's love for his child.
Valeria: To the hell fires with Thulsa Doom. He's evil; a sorcerer who can summon demons. His followers' only purpose is to die in his service. Thousands of them.
Valeria: All my life I've been alone. Many times I've faced death with no one to know. I would look into the huts and the tents of others in the coldest dark and I would see figures holding each other in the night. But I always passed by.
The Wizard: Between the time when the oceans drank Atlantis, and the rise of the sons of Aryas, there was an age undreamed of. And onto this, Conan, destined to wear the jeweled crown of Aquilonia upon a troubled brow. It is I, his chronicler, who alone can tell thee of his saga. Let me tell you of the days of high adventure!
Thulsa Doom: Infidel Defilers. They shall all drown in lakes of blood.
Thulsa Doom: My child, you have come to me my son. For who now is your father if it is not me? I am the well spring, from which you flow. When I am gone, you will have never been. What would your world be, without me? My son.
Conan's Father: For no one - no one in this world can you trust. Not men, not women, not beasts. This you can trust.
[Points to sword]
Conan: The riddle... of steel.
Thulsa Doom: Yes! You know what it is don't you boy. Shall I tell you? It's the least I can do. Steel isn't strong boy, flesh is stronger! Look around you. There, on the rocks; that beautiful girl. Come to me my child... That is strength boy! That is power! What is steel compared to the hand that wields it? Look at the strength in your body, the desire in your heart, I gave you this! Such a waste. Contemplate this on the tree of woe. Crucify him!
Conan: Crom, I have never prayed to you before. I have no tongue for it. No one, not even you, will remember if we were good men or bad. Why we fought, and why we died. All that matters is that today, two stood against many. Valor pleases you, so grant me this one request. Grant me revenge! And if you do not listen, the HELL with you!
Valeria: Do you want to live forever?
Thulsa Doom: Now they will know why they are afraid of the dark. Now they learn why they fear the night.
Thulsa Doom: I wish to speak to you now. Where is the Eye of the Serpent? Rexor said that you gave it to a girl; probably for a mere night's pleasure. Such a loss. People have no grasp of what they do.
Subotai: He is Conan, Cimmerian, he won't cry, so I cry for him.
Mongol General: We have won again. That is good! But what is best in life?
Mongolian trainee: The open steppe, fleet horse, falcon on your wrist, wind in your hair!
Mongol General: Wrong! Conan, what is best in life?
Conan: To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of the women!
Mongol General: That is good.
Black Lotus Street Peddler: Two or three years ago it was just another snake cult.
The Wizard: I'm a wizard, mind you. This place is kept by powerful gods and spirits of kings. Harm my flesh and you will have to deal with the dead!
Valeria: All the gods, they cannot sever us. If I were dead and you were still fighting for life, I'd come back from the darkness. Back from the pit of hell to fight at your side.
Conan: For us, there is no spring. Just the wind that smells fresh before the storm.
 
You guys are missing the best Ahhhhhhhnold line:

"YOU SISTAH IS DY-INK"

Red Sonja! RRRRRRAAAAAAAAARRRRRRR!!!!!!!
 
Night Mare said:
To correct the lines from Snatch:
Avi: "Why do they call him Boris the Bullet-Dodger"
Bullet-tooth Tony: "...because 'e dodges bullets Avi"

and

"What's wrong with that parking space?"
"It's too tight."
"too tight? You could land a jumbo-fuckin'-jet in there!"

and one more for good luck:

"THAT SNEAKY FUCKIN' RUSSIAN!"

Oh ok, one more:

"Boris... not dead yet..."

Hehe thx for correcting me. As I said, I watched it in french so that's why I'm off the track a little. It makes me notice how translation sucks though.
 
"You can't expect to wield supreme executive power just 'cause some watery tart threw a sword at you!"


"I'm not even supposed to be here today!"


"Did he say 'making fuck'?"