UM Old Dudes

[Bryant]

Well my dad told me on my 30th birthday that from here on out everything is just "maintenance". I dunno if it's just me or not but I swear I pee 20 times a day already...

Quit drinking so much beer !! >~



I look at it like this: I am 35. I am smarter than everyone else, better looking than everyone else, make more money than everyone else, have sex with more women than everyone else and I never tell a lie....... >~ (well the 35 yo part anyway)


Bryant

 

[Wicked Child]

Quit drinking so much beer !! >~



I look at it like this: I am 35. I am smarter than everyone else, better looking than everyone else, make more money than everyone else, have sex with more women than everyone else and I never tell a lie....... >~ (well the 35 yo part anyway)


Bryant

You sound like me when i was your age.....way back in 1962.

 

[Bryant]

Oh yeah it was also to make sure yall knew I was just messin with ya

Hell no !! Fuck you JD. I am kicking your ass at PPV and you better show up !! BTW May 1st tix go on sale. I will send you some discs of the bands playing.


bryant

 

[JonnyD]

I drink two pots of coffee a day,since were are on the topic of piss pumps, I have to say that I only tend to piss a lot until the fist pot after that I'm good to go.

Ok I love coffe and I love to pee................ But why The FUCK are we talking about pissing!? you old fuckers and your pistroy

 

[JonnyD]

Hell no !! Fuck you JD. I am kicking your ass at PPV and you better show up !! BTW May 1st tix go on sale. I will send you some discs of the bands playing.


bryant

HAHAHHAHA you think so old man! Fuck you! I'll run circles around ya! ... and yes cool do that lol so I know what I will be seeing

 

[baldyboy]

so what if we're gettin old here,we're still the coolest motherfuckers on this site!!
after signing the ladies titties on tour the other week,i'm feeling surprisingly young anyway.
but i gotta go with the pissing.i wee far more than i used to.what the fuck is all that about?

 

[JonnyD]

so what if we're gettin old here,we're still the coolest motherfuckers on this site!!
after signing the ladies titties on tour the other week,i'm feeling surprisingly young anyway.
but i gotta go with the pissing.i wee far more than i used to.what the fuck is all that about?

FUCKIN A RIGHT BUDDY!

ok fuck it I pee about as normal as I always have no Increase, I'v noticed some drugs squeze off the ol prostate abit some times and that makes me pee slow! but normally I drink so much coffee I pee like I pee'ed When I still got *Pissed* all the time

 

[Wyvern]

Why does it hurt when I pee?
Why does it hurt when I pee?
I don't want no doctor
To stick no needle in me
Why does it hurt when I pee?
I got it from the toilet seat
I got it from the toilet seat
It jumped right up
'N grabbed my meat
Got it from the toilet seat

My balls feel like a pair of maracas
My balls feel like a pair of maracas
Oh God I probably got the
Gon-o-ka-ka-khackus!
My balls feel like a pair of maracas
Ai-ee-ai-ee-ahhhh!
Why does it
Why does it
Why does it
Why does it hurt . . . when . . . I
Peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee?

 

[Greeno]

Why does it hurt when I pee?
Why does it hurt when I pee?
I don't want no doctor
To stick no needle in me
Why does it hurt when I pee?
I got it from the toilet seat
I got it from the toilet seat
It jumped right up
'N grabbed my meat
Got it from the toilet seat

My balls feel like a pair of maracas
My balls feel like a pair of maracas
Oh God I probably got the
Gon-o-ka-ka-khackus!
My balls feel like a pair of maracas
Ai-ee-ai-ee-ahhhh!
Why does it
Why does it
Why does it
Why does it hurt . . . when . . . I
Peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee?

Mr Zappa could write some lyrics couldn't he?!!

 

[JonnyD]

LMAO HAHAHAHAHHA ....piss why piss how did this tun into piss.......

 

[Runehammer]

The worst thing about getting old is...........




















Cheeky bloody kids!

 

[JonnyD]

hahaha are Jelous of my youth Mr.Rune?

 

[AngelWitch73]

That has nothing to do with age is just beer excess!

LOL Gee, I have that problem, especially this past weekend of nothing but beer and I´m still drinking.

 

[Runehammer]

hahaha are Jelous of my youth Mr.Rune?

Hell no, in reality I feel sorry for youngsters nowadays, the UK seems to be going down the pan and, apart from the expense of everything, you can't hardly find a decent CD in the shops. Makes me feel

 

[JonnyD]

Hell no, in reality I feel sorry for youngsters nowadays, the UK seems to be going down the pan and, apart from the expense of everything, you can't hardly find a decent CD in the shops. Makes me feel

Yep Hell I'm 26 I aint old but I aint young either .... and Vermont has never had a decent cd selection no matter where you go in this state lol you get lucky and find stuff when a band Finally gets noticed after 7 albums .... its shitty explains it

 

[The saYer]

so, you are considered old at 30?, oh great, I have 9 years to go.
piss on fuckers!!!!!

 

[JonnyD]

so, you are considered old at 30?, oh great, I have 9 years to go.
piss on fuckers!!!!!

Naaaa if I was to say that I would be calling Sixx old ..... But Hawk at the ripe age of 45 now thats not fucking young .... but that motherfucker is young at heart so ...... I think we all are for the most part so that makes up for the digits we call age

 

[Wyvern]

The worst thing about getting old is...........




















Cheeky bloody kids!

Your grandchild?

 

[Greeno]

But Hawk at the ripe age of 45 now thats not fucking young

Hey, leave the old man alone! ...... 45, damn!!
Hawk, you were 26 when Sinner Rider was born..... I would have been.... *greeno does the math*.... 16. Christ!

 

[Wicked Child]

hey, i'm 18 years old! I'm turning 19 next month! Now THAT'S fucking old!!!!!!!!