UM running like a blankety blank

[JayKeeley]

Fill in the blank: UM is currently _____________

(a) running like a dog with no legs
(b) like kicking dead whales down a beach
(c) moving slower than a French art-house movie with no flashing of teh breasts
(d) none of the above

 

[Black Winter Day]

(e) working fine for BWD

 

[Erik]

(f) i spent ten minutes loading the royal carnage forum to see THIS as the sole new post?

 

[NAD]

(g) running like Stephen Hawking in a marathon.

 

[JayKeeley]

Which is ironic since I read the entire "A Brief History of Time" whilst waiting for this message to post...

 

[Demonspell]

It's been moving about as fast as a DMV line.

 

[lizard]

very irritating. its good to know I'm not suffering alone.

 

[NAD]

(h) like a rabid moose on payday.

 

[GONETribalchemy]

(f) i spent ten minutes loading the royal carnage forum to see THIS as the sole new post?

lol!
(b) like kicking dead whales down a beach

 

[NAD]

(i) a bleached duck laying eggs at Hot Dog on a Stick in Cleveland.

 

[J.]

(z) slow

 

[JayKeeley]

TEST: will this even post...?

 

[NAD]

I can sense that JayKeeley is trying to post... but it is not coming through.... hmmmm. .n... . . ....... . . .

 

[JayKeeley]

Everyone - since UM is running really slow, don't bother reading this useless post.

 

[MadeInNewJersey]

I turned 31 waiting for this page to load.

 

[NAD]

(j) sunbathing like the long lost Barbi triplet in Antarctica.

 

[JayKeeley]

Now, if we all jump and down at the exact same time....

 

[NAD]

(k) flying like a recalcitrant Mallard duck smitten by his own feathers.

 

[NAD]

(l) smelling roses like a stationary salesperson in the Gobi Desert.

 

[Black Winter Day]

(m) slower than a CoB fan taking a Logic test