UM running like a blankety blank

[Demonspell]

(n) longer waiting times than on the line to kick Profanity in the testicles.

 

[Russell]

What's a UM?

 

[NAD]

(o) the shavings of an overgrown muff.

 

[MadeInNewJersey]

uke:

 

[NAD]

uke:

I know man, it sucks when UM is slow. Oh you mean,.. . oh. Oops. :Spin:

 

[mousewings]

(r) like a sloth swimming through molasses. Sloth.. hehe.

 

[spaffe]

took 8 minutes for a post of mine to get posted yesterday.
yay

 

[Russell]

Hey guys, is it running any better for you today?

 

[NAD]

(6v) A redundant doppelganger building a pyre in the rain.

 

[Ayeka]

Been acting rather batty on irregular occasions for the past.....hmmmm...........

 

[J.]

I always seem to get that "Database Error" white page.

working fine now.

 

[R.I.P.2]

bah

 

[NAD]

Been okay for a few days now, but earlier this week I was flipping off my monitor as I yelled at it several times a day.

 

[NAD]

(2X9er) Like a gay barbershop quartet on acid.

Been slow as fuck all morning, first time any crap since the Corporate Takeover occured.

 

[Demonspell]

Yeah, last night it was running as if there were a gigabyte of banner ads waiting to be loaded...

 

[NAD]

Picture not coming through for me, but if it's a dead yak, I agree. Got the dreaded DATABASE ERR0R YUO SUXOIRXZL!!!!1111 message earlier several times. *shudder*

 

[Under a Stone]

It's been driving me nuts now.

 

[NAD]

(iu24jkmwdc) Making me want to kill many men today.

 

[JayKeeley]

(iu24jkmwdc+1) Limbless rat 'running' away from a deaf and blind cat.

 

[Ayeka]

It's been a total mingeteasing bastard for today and yesterday at least....