UM running like a blankety blank

I feel your pain! I am going to be skimming out the database this month and pruning away a lot of the old 2002/2001 info in the database and doing some other tweaks to better support the higher traffic the site is getting. Just posting so you guys don't think I am oblivious to it running slow of late. \m/
 
FUCK!!!!!!!

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It's constantly bad and slow at work. At home it's almost always fast, but sometimes I can't get into the server, or even ping it for long periods of time. I say: ban all posters on the Opeth, Children of Bodom, Nevermore and SOT-boards. They're useless anyway :), even if Opeth and Nevermore are good bands.
 
I AM KlCKING BIG SWEATY MAN WHALES DOWN THE BEACH
I AM KlCKING BIG SWEATY MAN WHALES DOWN THE BEACH
I AM KlCKING BIG SWEATY MAN WHALES DOWN THE BEACH
I AM KlCKING BIG SWEATY MAN WHALES DOWN THE BEACH
I AM KlCKING BIG SWEATY MAN WHALES DOWN THE BEACH
I AM KlCKING BIG SWEATY MAN WHALES DOWN THE BEACH
I AM KlCKING BIG SWEATY MAN WHALES DOWN THE BEACH
I AM KlCKING BIG SWEATY MAN WHALES DOWN THE BEACH
I AM KlCKING BIG SWEATY MAN WHALES DOWN THE BEACH
I AM KlCKING BIG SWEATY MAN WHALES DOWN THE BEACH
I AM KlCKING BIG SWEATY MAN WHALES DOWN THE BEACH
I AM KlCKING BIG SWEATY MAN WHALES DOWN THE BEACH
 
haha, man whales. Damn I'm funny.

Trying to check my PMs brings up that cursed Database Error page, and UM is overall running like a blankety blank. Boo.
 
I got so tired of waiting for a PM to come up that I attempted suicide, but then the gun to my head didn't go off, saying "sorry, your operation has timed out" instead. Damn.