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Nearly lost me sodie onto the monitor with this one, good show old man.My Mom's Taurus break constantly. Actually, all cars do. From an engineering standpoint, they are pieces of shit. Disgrace in design. If they made bridges like they made cars....oh wait
hahaha fuckin' brilliant.Work less, save more, give away more, do something other than spend several thousand dollars a month on something in which you watch TV and take shits.
i pay $12K per year on property tax!!!
Who do you blame? The idiot buyer or the lying lender? Two years ago I went into a mortgage broker to discuss buying a house for $325,000 in a pretty meh area, which would have required one of the so-called creative loans. It didn't take more than about 10 minutes to realize the whole think suspended on bullshit, but they had the demeanour of used car salesmen, and I know they duped countless people into buying their schtick.Despite making only $14,000 a year, strawberry picker Alberto Ramirez managed to buy his own slice of the American Dream. But his Hollister home came with a hefty price tag, $720,000. A year and a half later, Ramirez has defaulted on his loan, and he’s hoping to sell the house before it’s repossessed.
So how did Ramirez, with an annual income of just $14,000, purchase a $720,000 home without any money down? He had help, for one thing. Although Alberto Ramirez was the only one to sign the purchase agreement and the only one named on the loan documents, he actually bought the house with his wife Rosa Ramirez, as well as their friends Jesus Martinez and his wife.
However, even in a good month, the Ramirezes and Martinezes together don’t earn much more than a combined $6,500, and their official monthly payments were around $5,200.
The Ramirezes said Rancho Grande real estate agent Maria Avila promised they could refinance their home in three to six months to an affordable rate; until then, Rosa Ramirez said, Avila said she would pay for whatever they couldn’t afford.
Avila did supplement the mortgage payments on the Hollister home, paying about $2,200 per month for nine months.
But the refinance never happened, and Martinez said Avila stopped helping with the payments at the end of 2006. A notice of default has been filed on the home, but no foreclosure date has been set, and the Ramirezes and the Martinezes are hoping they can sell the house before they lose it in a repossession.
Cebrero said the Ramirezes' and Martinezes' situation is an unfortunate one, but he said Rancho Grande was only trying to help the two families buy the home they wanted.
"We feel we have done as much or more than we can do for these clients," he said.
Refinancing right now is going to suck, so many lenders have either gone under or have tightened their regulations to über-Jew proportions.
Ali: you havent refinanced yet dude? Try countrywide. Type in some numbers and shit and see what it's going to cost. The longer you wait, the higher interest rates are going to be.
:wtf:Aug. 9 (Bloomberg) -- BNP Paribas SA, France's biggest bank, halted withdrawals from three investment funds because it couldn't ``fairly'' value their holdings after U.S. subprime mortgage losses roiled credit markets.
The funds had about 1.6 billion euros ($2.2 billion) of assets on Aug. 7, after declining 20 percent in less than two weeks, spokesman Jonathan Mullen said today. The bank will stop calculating a net asset value for the funds, which have about a third of their money in subprime securities rated AA or higher.
BNP's announcement sent its shares down as much as 5.5 percent, pulled the benchmark European stock index lower by more than 2 percent, and helped U.S. Treasuries rally for the first time in four days. Investors are shunning bonds backed by home loans after late mortgage payments by borrowers with poor credit histories rose to the highest since 2002.
``The complete evaporation of liquidity in certain market segments of the U.S. securitization market has made it impossible to value certain assets fairly regardless of their quality or credit rating,'' BNP Paribas said in a statement.
The French bank joins Bear Stearns Cos. and Union Investment Management GmbH in stopping fund redemptions. Dutch investment bank NIBC Holding NV said today that it lost at least 137 million euros on U.S. subprime investments this year.
4.625% to 7% might be a huge jump in payments. I would start talking to people now so that, at the very least, you'll know what the payments will be come March. 6 months ago anyone could refinance. Today, not so much.
I came to that realization just the other day. Money is not money, it's just some calculator read out. Unless you're directly buying stuff, switching digits to another domain and getting a widget in return, nobody wants you to have your own "cash."
I am *this* close to being debt-free and cash only, for the first time in 7 years.
EDIT: well, except the car payments, if you count that. Still two years left on that, god dammit.
Yeah. Whenever I do mortgage calcs on my own, I just take the price of the house, double it, then round up a bit. Then don't forget about property taxes, HOA fees, and the lovely upkeep to fend off the shanty from falling apart before your eyes. I won't buy a house until I can find one for under $200,000 that I don't fear for my life every time the sun goes down (on me).EVERYONE thinking of buying a home needs to download this template into EXCEL
http://office.microsoft.com/en-us/templates/TC010566201033.aspx?pid=CT101172751033&ofcresset=1
its a reality check and then some
What the hell are you doing buying luxury cars with $25,000 in credit card debt?!?!?Joe and Mary
Ages: 29 and 28
Professions: Joe - Senior Account Executive (lender), Mary - Real Estate Agent
Location: Orange County
Yearly Income Combined: $130,000 Gross
Net Monthly Income (After Taxes): $8,200
Automobiles: Mercedes E350 Sedan ($599/33 month Lease), GL 450 Suv Purchase ($56,000)
Monthly Auto Fuel Cost (Filling up Once Per Week): $350
Home Purchase: Costa Mesa 4/2 Home, Bought Late 2004 for $675,000
Credit Card Debt: $25,000
Monthly Food Budget (Including Dining Out): $700
So this should give you a nice snapshot of the couple. Since they were sophisticated investors in the know, they decided to jump into the home with a 2/28 loan, interest only with no money down. After all, someone making $130,000 a year can clearly sustain pretty much anything right? And as we all know, no money down was no longer simply a thing of late night infomercials but a mainstream way of buying a home. Here is the monthly budget below with the teaser rate loan (they had it for 2.75%):
2004 Budget
House Payment (PITI – at 2.75% interest only/2 years): $2,249
Auto Cost (monthly payment/lease/loan/fuel): $1,749
Dining: $700
Credit Card Payment: $500
Total: $5,198
Monthly Net: $8,200
Disposable income: $3,002
Keep in mind we are not factoring in medical insurance, cell phone cost, utility bills, retirement accounts, and many other items. These are things that I am aware regarding their budget since I was privy to the information. Well, more like them showing off to me, but I made mental notes on these items as I would with a past client showing me their monthly budget. So even with that said, $3,002 a month in disposable income is a pretty nice chunk of change to pay the remaining monthly items. But again, this was a teaser 2/28 loan. Unfortunately, they didn’t factor in one of them losing their job, a rate reset, and a slumping housing market. Let us take a look at the late 2006 monthly budget:
2006 Budget
House Payment (PITI – amortized fully over 28 years/full rate of 6.25%): $4,962
Auto Cost (monthly payment/lease/loan/fuel): $1,749
Dining: $700
Credit Card Payment: $500
Total: $7,911
Monthly Net: $8,200
Disposable income: $289
Suddenly the jump in the rate creates a crunch on the household income. Keep in mind the above still doesn’t factor in other monthly cost. In addition, this was in late 2006 before, Joe lost his Senior Account job because the company went under. They were already feeling the pinch since the housing industry was already showing signs of weakness and their income being variable with commissions, was also taking a hit. Joe jumped to another mortgage outfit but they were only able to give him $30,000 a year base plus any commissions. Of course with the tightening of the housing market business is not going so well since both of their careers are tied directly to the housing industry. Their combined income is no longer $130,000 a year but approximately $80,000 a year. So let us run the numbers again with the new household income:
2007 Budget
House Payment (PITI – amortized fully over 28 years/full rate of 6.25%): $4,962
Auto Cost (monthly payment/lease/loan/fuel): $1,749
Dining: $700
Credit Card Payment: $500
Total: $7,911
Monthly Net: $5,804
Disposable income: $-2,107
Now we are running massive monthly budget deficits. It may come to a shock to many people that a household earning $130,000 a year actually may have financial difficulties. But looking above, you can see how easy and quickly someone can go into financial ruin. Statistically, this couple was in the top 10 percent of household incomes in the country. Yet they spent way beyond their means. California living is very expensive. You’ll also notice that being in the industry they are in, they felt that they needed symbols of affluence to keep up with the Joneses. So now that you can see that not only folks that make $14,000 a year purchasing $720,000 go into mortgage trouble, even those that are considered the most affluent also have financial problems. The next phase of this case study is the foreclosure process.