Usurper album listening party

[Greg B.]

It's easy to mistake you for Andy Gibb. He judged the Little Miss Adorable contest right there in Chicago during season 1 of Punky Brewster!!!!

 

[Novembers Paul]

When you start confusing me with Andy Gibb, drink 3 more shots... raise your fist into the air and make a metal face... and then fall down and go to sleep. That would be grand.

I think you're safe from the Andy Gibb confusion, unless you develop a life threatening coke addiction...

 

[Novembers Paul]

It's easy to mistake you for Andy Gibb. He judged the Little Miss Adorable contest right there in Chicago during season 1 of Punky Brewster!!!!

I bet Andy Gibb was embarassed of his cameos on both Punky Brewster and Gimme a Break! He couldn't do enough coke to remove the shame. By this point in his life, his star had fallen out of existance.

 

[Greg B.]

Dude, Punky Brewster was fucking amazing. If I win the lottery, I'm spending it all to get that show back on the air!!!!

 

[Novembers Paul]

I'd rather see her in porno. Before the reduction.

 

[chupe666]

"Before the reduction"

 

[Novembers Paul]

"Before the reduction"

Oh man... I was talking about legal age. Who am I, Larry?

 

[Usurper Dan]

HAHA! My listening party thread has morphed from a Bee Gees discussion into a pre-pubescent Soliel Moon Frey sex conversation! That rules! BTW, anyone in the Chicagoland area, please show up at Delilah's on Nov 6th, k?

 

[BalanceofPower]

I'll be there Dan I'll have to get directions though cause I've never been to that place before. I'll probably just car pool with LeGros or something.

 

[NvmbrsDoom5]

Heeey now, my woman is young but she's LEGAL!

 

[Greg B.]

Fall River Cryptobeast Listening party summary:
9 PM: mmmm tastes like lighter fluid
10 PM: When the glass is full, drink up, drink up,
This may be the last time we see this cup
If God wanted us sober, he'd knock the glass over
So while it is full, we drink up
10:05 PM: 1 .. 2.. 3.. 4.. I CAN'T FEEL MY FACE NO MORE!
10:15 PM: YOUHGj THTIHNK YOUR E BERTTER THAN SMEEEE?
10:30 PM: Nah Mnai I fuckihng tl;ove eyou weman
10:45 PM: ENha man . THisa uyeat Red SOX world seriek! Youh' lll fuckintg sees! YEHAS ERELL FUCI KYOU! AH R%OD'S AN HAHGOLE! FUCK S%TINEBVRENDNERNERNER ... STEINFGBRENER RNSTENINBURNER AH UFUCK IRT FUCK HIM ANDUI FUCK YOU DFUFKCING YANKERRWES FAN FUCKER!!!
11:00 PM: (not so sure as I seem to have been passed out in a puddle of my own [hopefully] vomit)
2:00 AM: DEMON OF THE FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLL hahahaha oh SHIT *vomits*

 

[Usurper Dan]

Thats a typical Saturday for me, you piker.
Good stuff.

 

[Usurper Dan]

Just a reminder for those in Chicago... its THIS Saturday.
Here is the information once again.

Saturday November 6th, 2004
Delilah’s
2771 N. Lincoln Ave. Chicago IL
(773) 472 – 2771
http://barsonline.com/chicago/delilahs
21+ with an open bar from 9pm – 12am
Only a $5 cover!

The album will be played at 11pm, and you can clean the shit out of your pants at about 11:40.
Note: Usurper will NOT be performing live at this event!

 

[Novembers Paul]

Larry's heard it and hummed the whole thing to me over the phone. There's no need to go now.

 

[NvmbrsDoom5]

The double bass parts were a bitch to recreate by mouth as well. And those Dani Filth like screams have left me without a voice for three days as well. Thanks alot, Dan.

 

[Usurper Dan]

guitar singing is cool.

 

[chupe666]

an all humming Usurper cover band would be most amazing, especially in FULL USURPER METAL GARB.

 

[BalanceofPower]

an all humming Usurper cover band would be most amazing, especially in FULL USURPER METAL GARB.

That would be gayer than Manowar I'd pay to see that!

 

[Usurper Dan]

loincloths not allowed.

 

[Usurper Dan]

an all humming Usurper cover band would be most amazing, especially in FULL USURPER METAL GARB.

like this? http://www.earache.com/bands/usurper/navigation/biography.html