Valentine's Day

[False Joe]

As an apology you can have this white powder I found on my desk. I thought it was sherbet, but apparently not. ;>

By desk do you mean bathroom stall, on a toilet seat, with a free credit card, 5 pound note, and passed out guy from bleeding from every orifice next to it?

 

[FerretallicA]

By desk do you mean bathroom stall, on a toilet seat, with a free credit card, 5 pound note, and passed out guy from bleeding from every orifice next to it?

That's the desk where my most important paperwork is done.

 

[Zephyrus]

OMG A MUTANTLLAMA!

One day I'm going to drive down to Belfast, go to Kris' house, yell this when he opens the door, then leave.

 

[MannequinLimbs]

By desk do you mean bathroom stall, on a toilet seat, with a free credit card, 5 pound note, and passed out guy from bleeding from every orifice next to it?

Amirite.

 

[V.V.V.V.V.]

Why can't we get huge paper randomly like that in the US? You fucking Brits, I swear!

 

[Corrupted Innocence]

This thread is beyond humerus. *sigh* lol

I'm Anti-Valentine's. Love Sucks.
And it just happens to fall on my parent's anniversary, or rather, the other way around.

 

[mutantllama]

One day I'm going to drive down to Belfast, go to Kris' house, yell this when he opens the door, then leave.

That would be funny. Too bad you don't know where I live.

 

[The Ozzman]

This thread is beyond humerus.

??

 

[mutantllama]

wat

 

[The Ozzman]

That's the humerus ldo

 

[mutantllama]

I see.

 

[V.V.V.V.V.]

ml, you're wee-todd-did

 

[mutantllama]

lulz

 

[FerretallicA]

This thread is beyond humerus.

 

[MannequinLimbs]

Why can't we get huge paper randomly like that in the US? You fucking Brits, I swear!

We have like, magical powers. Like leprechauns. But English.
Don't tell anyone though, yeah? Its a state secret.

 

[seedofvengeance]

Valentine's Day is frustrating, just recently I started dating this girl and now I have to deal with her birthday (tomorrow) and Valentine's Day right in a row.

This is all like a giant exam, because she wants me to be romantic...

I'm not romantic...

This is a quick failure to a relationship.

 

[FerretallicA]

Valentine's Day is frustrating, just recently I started dating this girl and now I have to deal with her birthday (tomorrow) and Valentine's Day right in a row.

That's actually a good thing. You do the old "combined gift" bit and you've basically gotten one bullshit occasion out of the way for free.

 

[FerretallicA]

??

Fuck it. I snooze, I lose

 

[Catastrophic]

There's this girl(Ohiogrinder knows how she looks like) I used to go out with. Since I just made her mad(in the sense of angry) the other day, she wants me to get her a hair treatment this Valentine.

My best friend is taking me out the day before Valentine. She happens to be a girl and some of my other friends thinks were a couple. The girl has a bf I'm in love with another girl.

 

[seedofvengeance]

That's actually a good thing. You do the old "combined gift" bit and you've basically gotten one bullshit occasion out of the way for free.

If only it worked that way...