Valentine's Day

[waif]

I take it back.

I'm 16.

Last time I checked that was legal. Maybe it's different in Massachusetts. In which case, haha, you live in Maine.

 

[waif]

I think this Valentines Day I'm going to spread the love and give the gift that keeps on giving: AIDS.

 

[The Heartbreak Kid]

That's actually a good thing. You do the old "combined gift" bit and you've basically gotten one bullshit occasion out of the way for free.

You get a girl a combined gift, and you're a dead man.

 

[False Joe]

Don't tell anyone though, yeah? Its a state secret.

State?
FUCKING STATE.

We aren't the US of E/W/SandI.

 

[FerretallicA]

You get a girl a combined gift, and you're a dead man.

I did it for years with an ex-girlfriend whose birthday was in January and which I combined with xmas. It worked for me

(PS ex-girlfriend)



(PPS- ex-girlfriend)

 

[V.V.V.V.V.]

Why do you keep highlighting the phonetic spelling of the letter X? Is it your favorite letter or something? If so, why? there are about 5 or 6 words in the English language that begin with X so I don't get your logic.

 

[mutantllama]

 

[MannequinLimbs]

State?
FUCKING STATE.

We aren't the US of E/W/SandI.

Er. 'State' as in the Queen is our 'Head of State'?

EDIT: Jeez, how stupid do you think I am? D:

 

[FerretallicA]

Why do you keep highlighting the phonetic spelling of the letter X? Is it your favorite letter or something? If so, why? there are about 5 or 6 words in the English language that begin with X so I don't get your logic.

Don't have a cry just because I chose "ex" over "vee"

 

[sevag00]

I was thinking of getting this girl a gift, but then when i asked my friends about it, they told me it is a bad idea.

 

[cookiecutter]

Still going after Talloune?

 

[~Derek~]

Pretty much the only two options, there.

Yeah, does anyone think it's ok to send "Happy Valentine's Day" comments to girls you like on MySpace? I don't know, it seems awkward, and a certain someone didn't reply back to a pic comment question I asked. (Not anyonw on this UM Forum, repeat!)

 

[Zephyrus]

The question is why you accepted the friend requests from those myspace whores in the first place.

 

[~Derek~]

^Haha, it was actually a girl I knew in real life, I sent her a request about a year ago, and no she doesn't live near me or anything but I still like her, so I don't know.

 

[Hubster]

Well its the 14th here now.

So

happy valentines day you cunts

 

[FenriR]

I want to shove nails in your eyes

 

[Nikki]

Happy Valentine's Day assholes.

 

[The Ozzman]

I WANT TO ANALLY RAPE YOUR MOTHER WHILE POURING SUGAR IN YOUR GAS TANK

 

[seedofvengeance]

I did it for years with an ex-girlfriend whose birthday was in January and which I combined with xmas. It worked for me

(PS ex-girlfriend)



(PPS- ex-girlfriend)

Step 1: Operation Birthday was a rousing success.
Now time for Step 2: Operation Valentine's Day
I can be more generic now... and that's good. Flowers and candy work every time... Add in something small and extra and I'm in.

Now, that my friends,is performing in the clutch.

 

[Ender Rises]

What did you do for operation birthday? PM it to me if it makes you feel better.

EDIT: Never mind she told me. Epic win my friend.